Ask Yume Questions., That's right, betches. I just jumped on the bandwagon. Options

[Headtrip]

Apart from you, who is the bizarrest memeber on the forum?

[Yume]

Hasfusel.
Because he has a bizarre face.

[Headtrip]

He's sent you pics? Why was I not informed? D:

[Yume]

Because they were naked pics, and he wanted you to get jealous and propose to him again.
Also, his little friend ain't so little. D:

[Headtrip]

What do you think Hasfusel's reaction when he reads this will be? "You need to see a doctor" or another Pennywise reference?

[Hasfusel]

You guessed it.

You know, Yume, have you ever considered how flammable your house looks from here?

(IMG:http://www.dreampilot.net/images/pennylamp2.jpg)

[Headtrip]

Wait, Hasfusel is spying on your house? D:

[Hasfusel]

I keep tabs on all my victims-to-be. Makes planning their personal heck a lot easier. One day Yume will wake up, discover to his disadvantage that someone has replaced his shower gel with honey and then trip on conveniently placed rollerskates at the top of the stairs to fall down into a bucket full of strawberry jam. It sounds innocent enough, but there'll be a hive of assorted angry hornets, bees and other sugar-attracted stingy insects hidden in his coat and superglue in his shoes. After this morning of horror, he'll run outside screaming to discover that there's a dead mime (I collect them) spiked on the railings. He will flee, then realising that there is a smiling (and incredibly handsome, if I say so myself) young man waiting further down the road with a blowtorch.

... *thinks*

Nah, not really. On second thoughts, I'll probably just spam up his profile with outdated internet references. That'll show him.

So, Yume, where's my money? You owe me at least £500 now. Hand it over.

[Gabstah]

You were in my slightly (more than slightly) erotic dream last night. How does that make you feel? I woke up and I was like "WHAT THE EFF WAS THAT."

[IdlersDream]

Yume, could you ever love a girl or are we all here just to be your slaves?

[Yume]

What do you think Hasfusel's reaction when he reads this will be? "You need to see a doctor" or another Pennywise reference?

I doubt he would do that.

You guessed it.

You know, Yume, have you ever considered how flammable your house looks from here?

(IMG:http://www.dreampilot.net/images/pennylamp2.jpg)

OH DEAR GOD. D:

Wait, Hasfusel is spying on your house? D:

He loves me that much. :]

I keep tabs on all my victims-to-be. Makes planning their personal heck a lot easier. One day Yume will wake up, discover to his disadvantage that someone has replaced his shower gel with honey and then trip on conveniently placed rollerskates at the top of the stairs to fall down into a bucket full of strawberry jam. It sounds innocent enough, but there'll be a hive of assorted angry hornets, bees and other sugar-attracted stingy insects hidden in his coat and superglue in his shoes. After this morning of horror, he'll run outside screaming to discover that there's a dead mime (I collect them) spiked on the railings. He will flee, then realising that there is a smiling (and incredibly handsome, if I say so myself) young man waiting further down the road with a blowtorch.

... *thinks*

Nah, not really. On second thoughts, I'll probably just spam up his profile with outdated internet references. That'll show him.

So, Yume, where's my money? You owe me at least £500 now. Hand it over.

Shush, or I'll seduce you. D:

You were in my slightly (more than slightly) erotic dream last night. How does that make you feel? I woke up and I was like "WHAT THE EFF WAS THAT."

I lol'ed. But, y'know, I'm just that smexy. I mean, who wouldn't want some of thi- *gets shot*

Yume, could you ever love a girl or are we all here just to be your slaves?

I have had a few girlfriends, and yes, I think I could.
But not you.
You're my slave. >;]

[IdlersDream]

Yume, what type of conditioner do you use?

[Headtrip]

Where you been at, homes? JasonJasonJason

[Yume]

Yume, what type of conditioner do you use?

Iiiit's Ouuuur Secretttt,
TRESSEME! ;D

Where you been at, homes? JasonJasonJason

Candylaaaand. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

[Headtrip]

You've probably seen this already, but I request your opinion on this, my liege.

[Yume]

Awesome.
Where do you find these videos? o_o

[Headtrip]

Just type in your favourite anime or song and then add "funny" or "parody" or "spoof". You'll be nailing those hits like chicks at the Flaming Moe.
What's the secret ingredient to your guacamole mix? I simply must have that recipe.
Oh, and was he fapping or not? 8B

[IdlersDream]

If you HAD to make out with one member of Radiohead, who would it be?

[Yume]

Just type in your favourite anime or song and then add "funny" or "parody" or "spoof". You'll be nailing those hits like chicks at the Flaming Moe.
What's the secret ingredient to your guacamole mix? I simply must have that recipe.
Oh, and was he fapping or not? 8B

1. It's yo momma.
2. Definitely. All the evidence was there.

If you HAD to make out with one member of Radiohead, who would it be?

Jonny Greenwood.
'Cause his hair's kinda nice.
Although pretty much all of them are...
eurgh.

[Headtrip]

Who or what was L thinking of? And did he want Light to walk in on him? D: He seemed pretty happy.