Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Gabstah]

How is babby formed?
How is babby formed
how girl get pragnent

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Okay. This is it. It's your time to strike, and you have to do it now or risk missing your chance. What do you raid from... the fridge?!

[Headtrip]

And are you a mod at any other sites?

[Lindstrom]

This should explain everything:


As much turkey as possible to make an oversized sandwich, any fruit, including all of the orange juice, and uh... well, brother puts a lot of crap in the fridge and I tend to just have a couple things on hand and go to the store pretty much every other day.

Nope, I don't frequent the internets all too often aside from checking my email and research.

[Headtrip]

Do you think FarmerChic would like this, assuming she ever gets around to anwering her questions thread? What do you think of it?

[Lindstrom]

That's Sailor Moon, right? FC's into that (I think?), so maybe she'll get all the jokes. Been a long time since I've heard that song but some of the synchronization was pretty funny.

[Toaster Boy]

Is there some conspirancy with my mom and my uncle? They seem to have a plot to swindle me out of my cash I got.

[Lindstrom]

Not really sure but you might wanna put it in the bank or put it in a super clever hiding spot. I'm a master of hiding stuff and banks are bothersome so I have over $5,000 in cash carefully hidden in a super secret, safe location. Anyway if it's out of reach it's less likely to be taken from you, especially if they think it's been spent.

[Headtrip]

People are always asking me for spare change and it's sucking me dry, a toonie at a time. What should I tell them I spent it on?

[Lindstrom]

Gum.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

How should I feel about having a celestial stalker? Whenever I look up at the sky at night, it seems always, without fail, Orion's right there.

[Lindstrom]

Orion's always there when I look too, I think the belt gives him away. Try to think of him more as a guardian angel and not a stalker. If anyone gives you guff, he'll shoot 'em down for ya. You could almost go so far to say that he's your spirit guide or something.

[Gabstah]

Do you get the big dipper where you live? That's the only constellation I can ever see above me.

[Lindstrom]

Yeah, I'm in a pretty good position so I can see a large variety of cool stuff. For example, Venus. You can tell when the brightest "star" in the sky is definitely not Polaris.

[Headtrip]

If the sun were even an extra hundred miles in diameter, would life on Earth be impossible?

[Lindstrom]

Probably, unless Earth moved to find a better sun. Either that or any life forms would be adjusted to the temperature and gravity difference, which would probably have started from scratch.

[Headtrip]

If someone asked you to help button something, would you help them or would it depend on the article of clothing?

[Lindstrom]

I'd totally help them. When I was in the theater, I did it all the time, buttons, zippers, difficult shoes, whatever. The reverse is interesting too, for there's something special about having a beautiful girl say "Quick, help me undress!" and being able to spring into action.

[Headtrip]

I seriously just heard someone scream reading that again. While it's obviously one of my neighbours or a burglar, which Ranchstory member would it be?

[Lindstrom]

Jason. He screams like a little girl.