Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

Nope, never watched it or any of those others. Sometimes I'd have Cartoon Network on and they'd play Lupin the 3rd or that one show with the boy detective, and every now and then FLCL. Those were the only ones I could really get into, everything else was too boring to pay attention to.

[Gabstah]

Do you prefer sleeping alone or with someone else?

[Hasfusel]

Why does everyone keep asking each other intimate questions?

And also, do you go left or right? One of the tunnels is filled with hungry zombies, the other is filled with corruptible young women with plenty of free time on their hands. Left or right?

[Headtrip]

What is your favouite soundtrack to a movie?

[Lindstrom]

Definitely with someone else, though I have to make sure I don't eat anything before bed because my body turns into a furnace and I'll wake up constantly from the body heat of two people. Anyway I love the feeling of someone's arms draped over me and their body up against mine.

The intimate ones are the best ones! Anyway, I'll try left, because Lucky Lindy takes lefts. Even if it's the zombies, I'm smarter and faster than they'll ever be. All I'd have to do is turn around before they notice me, set down some zombie paper at the exits, and go to the other tunnel.

Probably Empire Records, since it was filled with a lot of awesome songs from the 90's. Yeah, let's go with Empire Records.

[Headtrip]

Reading your response to Gabstah's question, who wouldn't want to sleep next to somebody else? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif) I'm sure even Hasfusel wouldn't mind sharing a bed with an attractive woman. Provided it wasn't at the same time, of course.

[Lindstrom]

I'm pretty sure she meant like, up close and against them in bed, as opposed to having some space so you can move around and stuff. Plenty of people do it, really. Personally, I like having someone up against me but some people can't sleep that way. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just how they get to sleep.

[Headtrip]

For the love of God, please tell me this was photoshopped?

[Lindstrom]

Looks real, what's wrong with it? You a bugle hater? Or a rifle hater? Why you gotta be a hater?

[Headtrip]

Am I weird for thinking there's something just a tiny bit phallic in that image I just showed you?

[Lindstrom]

I think it was Freud himself who said "Sometimes, the cigar is just a cigar" or something like that.

[Headtrip]

Yeah, Freud had some brilliant ideas, but in the words of Scott Adams, he was too busy doing cocaine and dating his mother to write most of them down. :(
What is the gentlemanly response to a kick to the balls?

[Lindstrom]

A punch in the face.

[Headtrip]

I thought you were going to say knee to the head but a punch works too.
Is Todd McFarlane a great animator or what?

[Hasfusel]

Is the hat a bad idea? You know, I thought it might go well with the long coat. Makes me look a bit like one of those spies who try so hard to look inconspicous they stand out a mile away.

[Lindstrom]

The knee is saved for the most deserving. Anyway, yeah, he's stellar.

While it might not make you seem less conspicuous, you'll at least mask your identity better.

[Hasfusel]

Good idea. Nobody must know who I really am. If the world discovered that I was Jacques Chirac in disguise then I would-

...

Oh, sacré bleu.

[Lindstrom]

At least zis tiemme you weel not drop ze platterre.

[Hasfusel]

Who do you think should lead France into battle when the Apocalyspse is apon us?

a) Nicholas Sarkozy

b) King Leonidas

c) Jack Layton

d) Omid Djalili

e) Monsieur L'Onion

[Lindstrom]

I nominate and vote for a 6th candidate.

f) Muzzy

A true French hero for teaching many to say "Je suis la jeune fille".