Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

Not sure but I think anything sugar based can ferment given enough time. It won't be pretty though.

Put poisonous cookies all over the place in public areas, and then put on the news and newspapers and stuff that the cookies are poisonous. Anyone who doesn't pay attention to the news and decides to eat them will end up dying.

Nope, but I do have acute hearing so I can't stand complete silence and I can overhear stuff from pretty far away.

Yeah, he was pretty happy. Don't think he'll be rooting for the Jets unless there's some kind of Fantasy Football thing or a bet in his favor.

[Chicken]

I am genuinely colorblind, I have a very hard time telling blue from purple, light green from yellow, green from brown, and red from orange.

Me, too. So I was curious. At some points, I can't tell gray from green...or blue.

So, um that guy...Steve. What do you think?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Floor wax: Good shampoo substitute?

[Lindstrom]

Not sure who Steve is, need more info. Unless you mean Captain Steve, but I don't think you know him. If you did mean him, I think he's the man.

[Arilla]

Why does Chicken continue to refer to me as Steve? D:

Is asking her to stop, not enough?

What sort of bribery would be most effective?

[Hasfusel]

Sorry for butting in, but it's because Chicken's really Papa Lazarou and calls everybody Steve.

Devise a method of rooting out and destroying all closet Scientologists in a town measuring approximately 4.4 square miles.

[Headtrip]

Will you not be seeing Valkyrie on the grounds that it stars Tom Cruise?

[Chicken]

Why do Rilla and Foofoo always ruin the mystery?

[Lindstrom]

Oh man, I missed Darth's post. Never tried it, but I'm a guy who sticks his head out the window of the car while driving on the highway to get my hair just perfect. If I get around to trying floor wax, I shall let you know.

Steve is a name traditionally carried by great men. She compares you to them, except for the gender part. If you can't bribe her to stop, start calling her a guy's name. I'm pretty sure she's winning though.

Call for a super important L. Ron Hubbard type meeting on a boat, and when they're all aboard, cut the rope and let them drift the ocean endlessly.

I won't be seeing it cuz I'm too lazy to go to the movies. Even though Tom Cruise is pretty loony, he's in a lot of great movies so I'm not the type who's all "but he's a Scientologist!" when the movie has nothing to do with Scientology.

They're big dumb jerks!

[Headtrip]

Alright, this was featured as Youtube's video of the day, and it's got referneces to Kill Bill, The Matrix, and that thing with the Burgermeister. You know the one. Is it good? Secret Santa

[Lindstrom]

Eh, you've seen 1 "Badass Santa" premise you've seen 'em all.

[Headtrip]

Yeah, it's not the most original of ideas. Although speaking of which, how do people come up with such cool ideas to do with their Legos? What's the most innovative thing you ever made out of Lego?

[Lindstrom]

Knightboat! I played with it in the tub. Other than that, I mostly made giant robots, fortresses of doom, or little towns.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Legos are awesome.

Crashing through the sky, comes a fearful cry! Cobrraaa! Cobra! Armies of the night! Evil Taking flight! Cobrraaa! Cobra! Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, panic spreading far and wide! WHO CAN TURN THE TIDE?!

[Lindstrom]

G.I. Joe! I had a G.I. Joe battlestation thingy that fired missiles and stuff. It's long gone though.

[Headtrip]

This ad at the top of my screen keeps flashing to white and then zooming the message back. Are they trying to give people seizures?

[Lindstrom]

They get paid $500 for every seizure they induce. It's part of a scam with the hospitals. Avert your eyes!

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

What's your favorite Kirby ability? Playing through Super Star Ultra reminded me how fun the yo-yo ability was, as well as the Mic.

[Headtrip]

What is the Golden Rule of floor-buffing?

[Lindstrom]

Tornado! But they didn't keep it in Super Star, where favorites were Bomb, Wing, and Ninja. Long range attacks are always cool. I think I need to hook up my SNES now.

The golden rule of floor buffing is to have a solid gold floor, so when it's buffed you get a real nice shine.