I Have A Questions Topic, Now Yume and Hasfusel can stop arguing over me. Options

[Twilight Wandere...]

Ahhh (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)
Is it working for you?

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Why do Valkyries drop pancakes in The Dark Chapel?

[Headtrip]

Yeah, pretty good so far. Had it for over three years now.
Because Canadians eat curry no one else will touch. It's only logical if you think about it.

[Saffy]

I know we've discussed this before, but whatever. Do you oppose gay marriage?

[Headtrip]

Yeah, I think we talked about this twice before. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalatounge.gif) But again, whateva.
Yes, I oppose it, on the grounds that the first marriages were between men and women and we should keep it that way out of respect and remembrance for tradition. It's just not something I condone. But I don't think it's evil or anything, if my son wanted to marry another guy I wouldn't freak out, I'd probably be happy for his sake at least. At the very least I'd want to attend the wedding myself.
I'm not naive, I know other people will do it, but I think that if I fell in love with a man and was willing to live the rest of my life with him I would probably be content just to live with him.
Overall, if you wanted a yes or no, I'd say no, although I wouldn't say it nearly as forcefully as some Christians. I hope this answers your question.

[Saffy]

Okay, that's good then :)

Would you attend my wedding? :0

[Headtrip]

I'd love to. I've never even attended a straight wedding, but it would be fun to show support for a friend. Apart from the religious significance, I guess the reason you hold a wedding is to get blessing for your relationship from those in attendance. And I think a white tux would suit you best. ;)

[Hasfusel]

Fire axe, hatchet, kitchen knife or roque mallett? I watched The Shining again yesterday and it seems that Jack Nicholson was spoilt for choice.
Also, why the heck did the liquid in my bottle of Ginger Wine decrease in quantity by a half overnight and why does my little brother seem so aversive about the subject? Should I teach him a lesson? One he'll never forget?

[Headtrip]

Fire axe. RedrumRedrumRedrum
Yeah, and said fire axe may come in handy for just that.

[Saffy]

Have you ever looked at Naruto yaoi?

Where abouts in Canada are you?

[Headtrip]

Only the official stuff. Naruto has gotten nailed in the butt at least three times, he and Sasuke kiss in Episode 3, Sai won't stop talking about his older brother's wiener, and pretty much all the bathhouse scenese are gay. I'd give you links but I'm not so stupid that I'm about to Google any of these words. Look what I got on the first page just Googling "Sasuke Naruto" with Modeate Safesearch.
D;
Uhhhh, Nepean, Ontario.

[Saffy]

Ah, I was right. I thought you lived by Ottawa :)

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Super powers. Got any?

[Headtrip]

Yes, you were right, as ususal.
Excellent question, and yes, as a matter of fact. I can accurately watch look at the character lineup of an anime and tell you which one is the hero. My secret? It's always the spiky-haired one with the goggles.
(IMG:http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/Naruto/naruto/naruto_naruto0002.jpg)
Works every time.

[Hasfusel]

Only the official stuff. Naruto has gotten nailed in the butt at least three times, he and Sasuke kiss in Episode 3, Sai won't stop talking about his older brother's wiener, and pretty much all the bathhouse scenese are gay. I'd give you links but I'm not so stupid that I'm about to Google any of these words. Look what I got on the first page just Googling "Sasuke Naruto" with Modeate Safesearch.
D;

Aaah! Do not want! *shields eyes*


*calms down*

What do you make of this?

(IMG:http://www.deviantart.com/download/44014203/Harvest_Moon_Yaoi__take_2_by_ShiningamiMaxwell.jpg)

[Headtrip]

First thing, sorry about that. That link was intended for Saffy's amusement only. I thougt of labeling it DO NOT CLICK but that might have scared even him away. Ahem. On to the question.
When I saw that in the game I couldn't believe my eyes. I think it shows that when he said "Mary's nice", he meant nothing else. Poor Mary. :(

[Hasfusel]

Have you ever gotten one of those Nigerian spam emails? They're all, like,

Hello, my name is General Mackinde of Uganda.
I would like to transfer $120,000,000 into your private account. One of my rich clients has died and I want his money, so I'll share it with you to avoid suspicion. Just send me enough money for an expensive plane ticket and a bit extra to cover travelling costs (let's say, £150,000) and I'll be here soon to further discuss this with you. Don't worry, the money I will give you will make up for this.
Would you like a bigger weenie?
Eh-uh.

[Headtrip]

No, but my mom has. I don't give out my e-mail address to anyone. If I have to say something to a friend, I prefer to say it to their face ("Were was the van, man? The van was supposed to be here two hours ago!")

[Hasfusel]

Why have I just recieved strict instructions from my mother and her boyfriend not to enter the living room for the next hour? I mean it, I'm not joking.
Couldn't she at least wait until the divorce papers for her and my father arrive? That woman upsets me sometimes. My parents don't hate each other, they just decided to divorce one day. I could see why; my dad's intelligent, kind and logical and my mum's eccentric/crazy and dangerously well-meaning. They get along like a house on fire. Literally. But my dad lives in the basement flat, so it's not like I don't see him any more. I just wish my mother had more morals. I think the reason why my father wanted a divorce was because she was seeing someone, besides.
Should I just go for a walk now? I can't just sit here while my mother and her boyfriend... do whatever they're doing in the room below me. If you've ever had a situation like this, you'll know how it feels to sit in your room while your parents are unfaithful to each other. And she doesn't even try to hide it. Ugh. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/weirdsmile.gif)






And couldn't she pick a better spot than the living room? Seriously, people these days...

[Headtrip]

Yeah, I would go for a walk. It might take take your mind off things.
And for the record, I feel sorry that a good Christian like you has to live in such an environment. I know you've seen a lot, I imagine the living room thing is at least better than witnessing that attempted suicide. At any rate, I really hope they clean that couch when they're done. Just to be considerate to others. You've always been considerate to me, and don't think I never appreciated it. But for now, a walk seems like the best solution.