Lindstrom Knows Everything, everything that matters, anyway Options

[Lindstrom]

Not sure who Goku is, but all he needs is one of these:
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He sure did. And I got pretty tired of there being a hole in the wall that he was too lazy to patch up so I did it myself.

[Toaster Boy]

I think you should be ready to patch up some more later. If they lose this Sunday, they are out. And if not, they have to hope for us to lose to Miami.

You ready to patch that wall?

[Lindstrom]

I'm ready to beat my brother up and cut the power to his room if he does it again, unless he puts a hole in his own wall.

[Hasfusel]

Why do thirteen-year-olds keep on coming up to me in school and trying to punch my hands while yelling "RESPECT!"? It's not like I know them or anything. It gets rather irritating. Should I teach 'em a lesson? Only I've been looking thoughtfully at that thick walking stick recently.

[Headtrip]

Does Hasfusel go to the same school as me? That happens all the freaking time. DX

[Lindstrom]

They think they're wicked hilarious and awesome. Knock their egos down by getting in their face and being extra intimidating. I love scaring the crap out of annoying kids. If kids did that when I was in high school, they woulda gotten beaten up pretty quickly. My class was surprisingy violent.

Sounds like the trend started from something on TV or the internet. I mean, Respect Knuckles have been around forever, but you don't give 'em to random people and think you're awesome for doing it.

[Arilla]

Do you think it would be more productive to have a single thread where people say they are taking a vacation/be offline for a while etc, rather than have each user make their own?

[Lindstrom]

Probably, yeah. I don't even bother to regularly read that one section of the forums where people make those posts save for the birthday threads. I suppose it's an attention thing to have your own thread and have everyone (well, a number of people) say they're going to miss you, even though it could all be done in one big thread so there's not as much clutter.

[Chicken]

In reference to one of your posts, are you really color blind, or was that a joke?

[Hasfusel]

IT'S QUIZ TIME!

1. Do refer to other men as...

a) Masochistic, chauvinist pigs
b) Your "homeboys"
c) Dudes
d) Blokes
e) Expendable resources
f) Men
g) Goths

2. What do you do in your spare time?

a) Protest against the collective crimes of men in general, handing out leaflets and pamphlets and what have you
b) Hang around McDonalds, drinking Coca-Cola and pretending it is alcoholic
c) Put on some sunglasses and slouch round town being cool
d) Go to the pub and enjoy a pint of beer while watching the football and screaming the name of the winning team
e) Exploit some native american race until they have no culture or quality of life left but pour extra money into your private account
f) Do whatever you feel like doing, unless it'll have unpleasant consequences
g) Spend the day on Facebook posting up photos of your face in strange angles and telling people how depressed you are

3. What do you wear?

a) Ordinary clothes in public but a man's suit when you don't think anyone's watching
b) Hoodies, faded jeans, a baseball cap, cheap trainers, fake jewellery and food stains
c) Sunglasses. All other clothes are optional.
d) A t-shirt which says "ENGLAND", some trousers or jogging bottoms, and trainers
e) A grey suit, possibly with pinstripes. The most expensive cut, of course
f) Whatever you feel like
g) Skinny jeans, a stripy pink & black top and converse shoes. Your hair is flopped over one eye in a fashion likely to cause feelings of intense rage and contempt in other men

4. What's your favourite drink?

a) Red wine, since you'd rather die than let your peers see you drinking beer
b) Alcohol of any sort, but until you're old enough you'll have to stick to Coca-Cola
c) Spritzers or cranberry juice. Anything with a kick
d) Beer in any shape or form. Preferably Carlsberg or Guiness
e) The most expensive drink you can find, making sure you waste at least half
f) Whatever you're in the mood for at the time
g) You'd drink tears if it were possible, while making sure that other people can see and making sure they know how depressed you are about it. Failing that, you'll settle with lemonade

5. What's your catchphrase?

a) "MASOCHISTS!"
b) "Come on then, we'll have you!" or "RESPECT, BLUD!"
c) "Dude!"
d) "ROO-NEY! COME ON ENGLAND!"
e) "It doesn't matter, they aren't important. Release the hounds."
f) Something to fit the situation
g) "Nobody understands me. My life sucks."

If you got mostly...

a)'s - FEMINIST (if you want to be a man that badly, get a sex change) (that means you, Avalice)
b)'s - CHAV (go on a diet, get some new clothes and friends, and stay clear of McDonalds for the rest of your life)
c)'s - AMERICAN (you appear to wear sunglasses in the dark. They aren't actually that cool)
d)'s - ENGLISH (football isn't everything in life. Well, maybe it is, but you should still try something else)
e)'s - HEARTLESS CORPORATE SUIT (check your account balance, it should have gone up by $1,825,000 in the last hour)
f)'s - AVERAGE GUY (you're likely to be exploited by the e)'s)
g)'s - EMO (get a new haircut, woman)

[Headtrip]

Where does Hasfusel find this stuff? I need something funny, I'm really freaked out right now.

[Lindstrom]

I am genuinely colorblind, I have a very hard time telling blue from purple, light green from yellow, green from brown, and red from orange.

I guess F for all of those. Needs more options.

Either the internet or he wrote it up. That's what I figure anyway. Everything's on the internet these days.

[Yume]

Is Jason Godzilla and are you Mothra? :o

[Lindstrom]

Not quite. Jason is an evil genius and I'm a dashing and handsome hero who always thwarts him.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

How do you tell your brother that his car that you were borrowing was blown up by Nazis?

[Lindstrom]

He's the one who borrows my car, so it's up to him to find a way to tell me.

[Headtrip]

Is it true that if you age twinkies long enough they ferment into liquor? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalagrin.gif)

[Hasfusel]

(I wrote it up, actually. I couldn't think of anything else to ask, so I spend 15 minutes writing up a series of pointless questions intended to have some humour. That's how sad I am.)

How would you go about cleansing the world of irritating little people who think that if only they had the right opportunity they'd be famous television stars? I'm saddled with a group of them for the next three days, so think fast.

[Yume]

Is your ear drum on the outside of your head and any loud noises cause you huge amounts of pain making you go on a wild rampage killing everything that makes noise? D:

[Toaster Boy]

Is your brother happy now? The patriots won and we lost. And I guess this serves no purpose but, Hes gonna be rooting for the Jets right?