AsK th3 RyUu, return of the original Options

[Headtrip]

So I'm thinking of going to Japan someday.(IMG:http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/places/images/photos/photo_lg_japan.jpg)
Which rifles should I bring?(IMG:http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/newsroom/releases/archives/Research/2007/gunstudyphotos/photos%20handguns%20rifles/ip%20rifles%20b_large.jpg)

[Ryuujin]

Ah Japan, it's a great country, I'd pick the AK-47 myself. Japanese people seem to have a knack of dying when they get hit by those. Also pick an edible one, so you can murder and eat at the same time, with the same tool.

[Headtrip]

Excellent pick. Speaking of the term...(IMG:http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/marijuana_bustsepia_1.jpg)
...there's a type of marijuana called AK47. Why? What's the relationship between dope and guns? I don't get it...

[Ryuujin]

If you are able to aquire both, you become king of the world, or so the legend goes.

[Headtrip]

Is it the same legend that goes "In AMERICA, first you get the SUGAR, then you get the POWER, and then you get the WOMEN"?

[Ryuujin]

No, but it similiar, like how you get to have sex and stuff. Also that legend that you talked about can be done like first you get power than women, then sugar, if ya know what I mean.

[Gabstah]

What is your drug of choice?

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[Ryuujin]

Erm, does alcohol count as a drug? :D Or else erm. Hashish (I think that's what wikipedia told me it was called in english), for it made me feel all chill and stuff. No hard drugs for me tho, stuff nearly killed someone I know, so never tried it (I think).

[Gabstah]

Yeah, I'd say alcohol counts. Hash does too - seriously? Hash? Sick ,man.

Hard drugs scare the bejeezus out of me. The only other drug (okay, a few) that I would try: Mushrooms, E... that's it.

What about you?

[Headtrip]

I have OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). I read on Wikipedia that "shrooms" can be used as an therapeutical aid for this. The same page also says that people with pychological problems shouldn't take them because it can bring them out of remission and complicate existing symptoms.
So my question is: what is Wikipedia high on to allow obviously contradicting information like this on the same page?

[Ryuujin]

Yeah hash is kinda gay isn't it? ah well.
Erm, I don't think I'll ever try one, but if I have to I guess mushrooms would be my pic, for people get all funny when they do that.

Wikipedia is high on love.

[Headtrip]

WHAT THE F4CK?! Is this guy high on love too? Or maybe gayness?

[Saffy]

Where does Ryuu get his sexiness?

[Ryuujin]

They seem to be the same thing with that guy, but no, he's high on being a retard.

And I sold my soul, to sinterklaas, he gave my sexyness in return.

[Headtrip]

I've never been to Holland. Are the rumours true that Black Peter doesn't show up for Christmas anymore because people say he's supposed to be a caricature or something? He's a Moor! He's Spanish! HE GOES DOWN CHIMNEYS! That's why his skin's black. Feh.

[Ryuujin]

Wel, he never showed up for christmas for zwarte piet goes doewn the chimneys at sinterklaas which is from around the 20th of november to the climax on the 5th of december. But still it is true that some winy niggers complained about it, and we now have colorfull peter (well you see them walking sometimes), but the true dutch people will always want to keep the tradition which has been around since the middle ages (or whatevah you call them) alive.

[Gabstah]

What's your favorite food? Do you prefer your Dutch food, or do you enjoy other kinds of food more?

[Ryuujin]

Dutch food is ok, nothing special. I personally prefer most Italian food like pizza and all kinds of pasta's. Also japan has quite the variety in good tasting foods. En lastly I like to stop by at the KFC every once in a while.

[Headtrip]

I ate six slices of extra-cheese pizza yesterday. Do you think I've blown my healthy-eating record? What can I do to save face, so to speak?

[Ryuujin]

Do it more often, so it's nothing special!