Chicken Explains It All, Just do it! Options

[Arilla]

Why is Mother 3 so addicting to me? Why do I keep playing even though I know it has a sad story?

Why are Kenneth Valentine and Jaina Rossi made for each other? <33

Have you seen Penelope?

[Chicken]

Because it suits your personality. And, girls do stuff like that.

Well, Kenneth Valentine is sweet and so is Jaina Rossi. They belong together cause they are equally amazing. <33

No. No, I haven't.

[Hasfusel]

Three janitor-wreakings later...

Dear Chicken

What should I cook tomorrow night? I was thinking maybe either a lasangne or canelloni. Something italian-y, anyway. We have a bottle at home of this amazing red wine which is just crying out for need of being drunk, and it would go well with pasta, in my expert opinion.
And what sort of dressing should I make for the salad, which is going to be rocket & some other leaves? Meh, there are so many options. Too many. :/

Your friend,
Eden Hyde
Lord of the Dance

[Chicken]

Dear Mr. Guy,

Um, I would suggest making lasagne. It is amazing. Just remember: RICOTTA IS THE ANSWER. Also, you should make a balsamic vinegrette or Italian dressing.

LE CHIKIN SUPREME

[Miss Kid]

Does my feer of sharp razzors make me unable to shave, or is it just beacuase I'm to lazy to do it?

[Hasfusel]

Why does Miss Kid need to shave? Is she secretly a man?

Also, I am currently baking the lasangna, as you suggested. It looks like it'll turn out quite well. I made the filling out of mince, basil, tomatoes and onions. Hurrah. Thank you kindly.
But what shall I do for desert?

[Chicken]

Most of us are too lazy to do it.

Girls shave their legs, Foofoo.

And, I guess it's too late to suggest the dessert. Sorry. Also, I hope it was good~ D:

[Hasfusel]

Ohhh. Another mystery of life revealed in the name of male ignorance. And I made a tiramisu, which failed because I put too much sherry in and everyone got drunk (except me~ this provided an excellent time to ask for that money).

What is the square root of 300?

[Chicken]

The answer to your complicated math question is easily 17.320508075688774. Good thing I know where the square root button is~

You didn't get everyone drunk. I don't believe you. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

So, wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland I found a poor little doggy lost in a scrapyard. He's friendly, affectionate, good with kids, and he tore apart 4, 5, maybe 6 raiders. One of them had his head torn off. They were armed with assault rifles and magnums. Having him with me is a totally awesome idea, right?

[Hasfusel]

CHIKIN, WHY DID I FAIL MY BASIC SPEEKING SKILLS EXAMINERATION? I THOUGHT I HAD INTELLIGENTS. HUNDREDS OF 'EM.

[Chicken]

Of course it is, just never pick up an assault rifle or a magnum. He may get confused.

I think it's that strange Jekyll-Hyde thing you've been doing. D:

[Hasfusel]

IS THESE BECAUSE MY NAME IS EDEN HYDE OR IS IT BECAUSE OF SOMERTHING ELSE? SHOULD I CARRY ON DRINKERING THOSE POTIONS?

[Chicken]

Iss because you act edumacated then crazy. I think you need to slow down, buddy.

[Headtrip]

Do you know what happened to Avalice? I know she and you were like polar opposites but I miss her. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasad.gif)

[Chicken]

We're polar opposites, but I respect her. We just started off on the wrong foot. And, no. I think she only hangs around when there is something knowledgable to debate about.

[Headtrip]

I respect her too. She's like Tolby, only smarter and even hotter. :3
How could I forget that today was Remembrance Day? I even jerked off in the morning instead of getting up. I feel like human garbage. DX

[Chicken]

Hotter than Tolbie? How can you tell? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

And, um, you didn't have school today, did you? That would be the only reason I would know.

[Headtrip]

Yeah, I stayed home from school today because of nausea and a headache. Luckily we did all our Remembrance Day stuff yesterday. Still, I know a lot about military history and I get mad whenever the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan get labeled as butchers, baby-killers or worse by people who've never even talked to the people that they say hate us. My point is, I failed to give our fallen soldiers the minimal amount of respect they asked for. I feel terrible. I'll get over it, but I doubt I'll sleep well tonight. Or at all. D;

Moving on to lighter things, do you play any PC/console games? I'm playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. right now. Don't worry, it's not what it sounds about.

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?