Members In Song Lyrics!, derived from conversations. 8D Options

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Not creepy at all.

[Headtrip]

It has to be creepy? Fine then.

I can in every way, mistake the troll I feel inside.
It comes at me, flames is creeping through my mind.
Who are you to say, that I can't speak what's on my mind.
Hasfusel runs away - it's so predictable.

I can in every way, feel the stress all tangled up in Ryuujin.
Too blind to see, emptiness and sorrow of his life.
You run away, to the cover of your pointless mods.
You ask me - it's so predictable.

I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna try.

Another day. Silence overwhelms my mind.
Who's to say if I have the time or why
should I beg Dusk for all the hate to go away?
Another day. I can never break free.

You wait for me.
I crawl up to you.
Another day.
I'll spam forever.

Why should I? (uuuuuuuh-uuuuuh...)

I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna try.

Uuuuuuh!
I'm gonna try! Should I?
I'm gonna try! Should I? ####!
I'm gonna try! Should I?
I'm gonna try! Should I? ####!
I'm gonna try!
But I'm gonna get banned!
I'm gonna try...

[Saffy]

I was not included :[

[Headtrip]

I was not included :[

Very well. I will sing a love song so dazzingly beautiful and disturbing you will scream and run away like a little girl!

"The Lord has watered the flower pot of our love, Saffy. My love for you is like a mountain stream. No matter how many twists and turns it may take, it tastes pure from the top to the bottom. The next best thing to the love of a ferret, is the love of a good man like you."

So, are you seduced yet? ;D

[Jello Mode]

This is actually more like a Ranch Story Forums theam song. And don't feel bad if you names not on the roll call I just picked random members. The actual song is the nicest kids in town from the musical Hairspray. we here it is

Hey there, Harvest Moon fans!
Don't change that web address!
'Cause it's time to post in the Ranch Story
Fourms! Brought to you by
Add's by Google!


Ev'ry afternoon
When the clock strikes four


A crazy bunch of kids
Crash through there doors


They throw off their coats
And leave the school bags behind
And then they Post &, Post &, Post
Like they're losing their mind
You'll never see them frown
'Cause where the nicest kids in town

Every afternoon
You turn your Computer on


And we know you go to Ranch Story
When your parents are gone, yeah


And then you post and reply
In your fav. topics
And once you've posted in every one
Then just post some pics when your done
You better come on down
And meet the nicest kids in town

Nice but "weird" kids
Who like to lead the way
And once In a while
We have our "normal day's!"
And the man who keeps it spinnin' round
Mr. Saffy
With the latest, greatest Harvest Moon sound!!

So every afternoon
Drop everything


Who needs to read and write
When you can click and ping?


Forget about your algebra
And calculus
You can always do your homework
On the morning bus
Can't tell you anything but that HM sound
They're the nicest kids in town

Roll Call!!


There's Asami!
Katie!
Jason!
Miss Kid!
Kozunai!
Ayame!
Lettuce!
PC!
Yume!
Jack!
Avalice!
Chicken!
Dusk!
Emy!
Darth!
Caladrius!
Toster boy!
GC!
FC!
And I'm...Jello!



So, if your thinking what you'll post next
As you lie in bed


And the new Harvest Moon
has gotten to your head
Who cares about sleep
When you can snooze in
School?

You'll stay up late and post
Cause you think you look cool
Don't need to bring them down
'Cause they're the nicest
Kids in town

They're the nicest. Nicest
They're the nicest, nicest
They're the sugar 'n' spicest,
The nicest kids in...
Kids in town!

[Katie]

That totally made my day, Jello. XDD

Just the image of James Marsden + Saffy makes me go all "8DD *drool*". Hee. :]

[Jello Mode]

Thanks it took me awhile but I thought it was funny! :D

[Hasfusel]

Gustafa's Child was moving around
Flaming loadsa people like a trollish hound
When suddenly Jason burst from the shade
And hit GC with a stun grenade
GC got mad and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Jack
Who knocked her over and gave her flue
When Tolby (bah) came out of the blue
And he started beating up that silly Jack
When the both got flattened by Jason's attack
But before Jason got back to his cave
Olivia popped out of her grave
Pulled an AK-47 from under her hat,
Blew Jason away with a rat-tat-tat-tat
But she ran out of bullets and she ran away
Because Katie & Co. came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Flamewar, of ultimate destiny
Admins, mods, noobs and explosions, as far the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Flamewar (of ultimate destiny)

GC took a bite out of breaded ham
Like Darth-Paper-Boy took a bite out of spam
When Jack came back covered in a tyre track
But Avalice jumped and landed on his back
And Jason was injured, and trying to get steady
When Olivia came back with a machete
But something caught her leg and he tripped
Domeki-kun took her out with his whip
But he saw GC sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
Cause Toaster Boy stole it, and he shot, and he missed,
And Miss Kid deflected it with her fist
And she jumped in the air, and she did a somersault
When Perfect Chaos tried to polevault
On to Domeki-kun, but they collided in the air
Then they both got destroyed by an Emy stare

This is the Ultimate Flamewar, of ultimate destiny
Admins, mods, noobs and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Flamewar (of ultimate destiny)

FC killed Chicken, using a sickle
As down from the heavens descended The Pickle
Who delivered a kick
That was far from mild
Into the groin
Of Gustafa's Child
Who fell down on the ground
Screaming in agony
As Toaster fell dead
Skewered by Saffy
While Pickle thought bombing was terribly funny
And blew up Lukelover, with some dynamite honey

Then Avalice-san
And Kozunai-chan
And Hasfusel's travelling, performing band
And Tolby the meanie
And Cow Milk the teenie
Marie and Emy, drunk on Martinis
Darth-Paper-Boy, armed with a taser
FC, GC, All mods & administrators
Came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked The Pickle in his massive arse
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With the newbies looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood
The rest saw their better
Olivia in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Flamewar of ultimate destiny
Admins, mods, noobs and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only Tolby survived, I sure wish it was me
This is the Ultimate Flamewar (of ultimate destiny)

By Hasfusel

[Yume]

Couldn't resist this song. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
It's "Alfie" By Lily Allen.

Ooooo, oh deary me,
Domeki' kun's up in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see him cos the room is so smoky,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My little baby Domeki how I wish that you could see.

[Chorus]
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Saffy get up it's a brand new day,
I just cant sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Saffy please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the heck do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

[Chorus]

Oh Hasfusel please refrain from doing that,
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

[Chorus]

Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Mon frere!
:D

[Hasfusel]

Hit the road, Jack,
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack,
And don't you come back no- *gets shot*

[Miss Kid]

It gets so lonely being Hasfusel
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're Hasfusel
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your posts are all the company I need.

When You're Evil - Voltaire

[Hasfusel]

Toasta Boy up in his hole
Watch him crank it watch him roll
Crank dat Toasta Boy- *gets shot again*

[Saffy]

I was bored d:

--

There once was a young person named Xief who lived with Saf on the
edge of a large wood. One day Saf asked Xief to take a basket of fresh
fruit and mineral water to Tomo's house -- not because this was
woman's work, mind you, but because the deed was generous and helped
engender a feeling of community. Furthermore, Tomo was not sick, but
rather was in full physical and mental health and was fully capable of
taking care of himself as a mature adult.

So Xief set off with her basket of food through the woods. Many people
Xief knew believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous
place and never set foot in it. Xief, however, was confident.

On her way to Tomo's house, Xief was accosted by a Mike Arcanum, who
asked her what was in her basket. She replied, "Some healthful snacks
for Tomo, who is certainly capable of taking care of himself as a
mature adult."

The Mike Arcanum said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little
girl to walk through these woods alone."

Xief said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I
will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from
society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own,
entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my
way."

Xief walked on along the main path. But, because Mike Arcanum's status
outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear,
Western-style thought, the Mike Arcanum knew of a quicker route to
Tomo's house. He burst into the house and ate Tomo, an entirely valid
course of action for a carnivore such as himself Then, unhampered by
rigid, traditionalist notions of what was masculine or feminine, he
put on Tomo's nightclothes and crawled into bed.

Xief entered the cottage and said, "Tomo, I have brought you some
fat-free, sodium-free snacks to salute you in your role of a wise and
nurturing matriarch."

From the bed, the Mike Arcanum said softly, "Come closer, child, so
that I might see you."

Xief said, "Oh, I forgot you are as optically challenged as a bat.
Tomo, what big eyes you have!"

"They have seen much, and forgiven much, my dear."

"Tomo, what a big nose you have -- only relatively, of course, and
certainly attractive in its own way."

"It has smelled much, and forgiven much, my dear."

"Tomo, what big teeth you have!"

The Mike Arcanum said, "I am happy with and what I am," and leaped out
of bed. He grabbed Xief in his claws, intent on devouring her. Xief
screamed, not out of alarm at the Mike Arcanum's apparent tendency toward cross-dressing,
but because of his willful invasion of her personal space.

Xief's screams were heard by a passing woodchopper-person (or log-fuel
technician, as he preferred to be called). When he burst into the
cottage, he saw the melee and tried to intervene. But as he raised his
ax, Xief and the Mike Arcanm both stopped.

"And what do you think you're doing?" asked Xief.

The woodchopper-person blinked and tried to answer, but no words came to him.

"Bursting in here like a Neanderthal, trusting your weapon to do your
thinking for you!" she said. "Sexist! Speciesist! How dare you assume
that women and Mike Arcanums can't solve their own problems without a
man's help!"

When he heard Xief's speech, Tomo jumped out of the Mike Arcanum's
mouth, took the woodchopper-person's axe, and cut his head off. After
this ordeal, Xief, Tomo, and the Mike Arcanum felt a certain
commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative
household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived
together in the woods happily ever after.

[Headtrip]

That was really funny. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasmile.gif) Did you make the whole thing up yourself or did you just change the names?

[Saffy]

I just changed the names. I had heard the story back when I was in high school D:

[Yume]

Draco Soup/Pumpkin Soup - Kate Nash

Draco's chatting to me, like we connect
But I don't even know if we're still friends
It's so confusing,
Understanding him is making me not want to do

And think things like: 'I know I should do'
But I trip faster then I lose
I hate looking like a Hasfusel

I just want your kiss Twi, kiss Twi, kiss Twi
I just want your kiss
I just want your kiss Saffy, kiss Saffy, kiss Saffy
I just want your kiss

The lights are on
And Draco's home
I'm not sure if he's alone
There's Hasfusel inside my head
Living in there too fills me with dread

This Hasfusel is distressing
But I spend most of my night guessing
Are we not, are we together
Will this make our lives much better

I'm not in love
I just wanna be touched

I just want your kiss boy, kiss boy, kiss boy
I just want your kiss
I just want your kiss Draco, kiss Draco, kiss Draco
I just want your kiss
Wops I think I've got too close
'Cause now he's telling me I'm the boy that he likes most
Now Chicken messed up it's not the first time
I'm not saying she's not on my mind
I hope that you don't think I'm unkind

I just want your kiss boy, kiss boy, kiss boy
I just want your kiss
I just want your kiss boy, kiss boy, kiss boy
I just want your kiss

[FarmerChic]

You'll be my canadian boy, canadian boyy. (Saffeh. <3)

Take me on a trip, I'd like to go Saff-ay.
Take me to Toronto, Maybe Thunder Bay.
Caaaanada feels so clean, lets eat some poutine.
You'll be my Canadian Boy.

I really hope Saffy has heard this song before. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Hasfusel]

Saffy... Saffy, I was only joking
When I made that topic
Over there...

Oh... Saffy, Saffy, I was only joking
When I posted those Lolcats (please don't rip my face off
In despair)

And now I know how Olivia felt
Now I know how Olivia felt
As the admins made her comatose
And her laptop started to melt
Oh...

Saffy, la... Saffy, la...
Saffy strikes again.
And I've got no right to take my place
In this website, please don't smash my face

- Bigmouth Strikes Again, the Smiths. Specially adapted to allow me to appeal to Saffy.

[Yume]

Ida Maria/Yume - I Like You/Saffy So Much Better When You're/He's Naked

Oh the clever
things I should say to Saffy
They got stuck somewhere
Stuck between me and Draco

Oh I’m nervous
I don’t know what to do
Light a cigarette
I only smoke when I’m with FC

What the heck do I do this for?
He's just another admin
OK, he's kind of sexy
But he's not really special

But I won’t mind
If Saffy takes me home
Come on, take me home

I won’t mind
if Saffy takes off all his clothes
Come on, take them off

‘Cause I like Saffy so much better when he's naked
I like me so much better when he's naked
I like Saffy so much better when he's naked
I like me so much better when he's naked

[Hasfusel]

TOASTA BOY IS IN HIS HOLE.
WATCH 'IM CRANK IT WATCH 'IM ROLL.
*gets shot, yet again*