Ask Me Questions (the Better Version), You better ask me some or else I'mma run you over with my Okapi :] Options

[Headtrip]

She actually left him. For one of his friends. D:
What does a woman want when it comes to sex? Do girls even talk about sex and body parts with each other the way guys do?Why do most guys only care about their own needs in bed? Your information is important, as the only "advice" I've heard has either been wrong, potentially humiliating, or downright dangerous. Remember kids, drink Coke and you won't get pregnant!

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Scenario: It's the great exploration age, and it's time to set out to sea. Which would suit you best in your seeking of fame and/or fortune? Portuguese explorer, Spanish naval officer turned pirate, Dutch cartographer, Turkish merchant, Italian treasure hunter, or English naval officer?

[FarmerChic]

She actually left him. For one of his friends. D:
What does a woman want when it comes to sex? Do girls even talk about sex and body parts with each other the way guys do?Why do most guys only care about their own needs in bed? Your information is important, as the only "advice" I've heard has either been wrong, potentially humiliating, or downright dangerous. Remember kids, drink Coke and you won't get pregnant!

1. I'm not sure. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) I'd suppose it depends on the girl, y'know. :P If you're a complete skank, then you just need a guy, and two gender exclusive body parts. O__o If you're a normal person, you need someone you're emotionally connected to, and someone you know you're in love with and you're ready to have relations with. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Man, I must've sounded like a nun, or something there. D:

2. No, not realy. If we do, which is rare, from what I know, it's usually jokingly or really serious. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

3. Because guys 12+ are hormonally crazed weirdos. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/weirdsmile.gif)

Scenario: It's the great exploration age, and it's time to set out to sea. Which would suit you best in your seeking of fame and/or fortune? Portuguese explorer, Spanish naval officer turned pirate, Dutch cartographer, Turkish merchant, Italian treasure hunter, or English naval officer?

Turkish merchant sounds most intriguing. Cartographer sounded cool, but I'd be too lazy to draw maps, not to mention I can't draw to save my life. D;

[Headtrip]

What would you do if you woke up and saw Toaster Boy standing naked at the foot of your bed? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/weirdsmile.gif)

[FarmerChic]

I'd scream, then I'd kick him in the face. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
I'm not sure if I'd immediately recognize him, though. D:

[Headtrip]

I remember someone asking Saffy a similiar question about me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
Have you ever wanted to be TB's GF for real, even just for fun?

[FarmerChic]

No, not really. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

[Headtrip]

Why not? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasad.gif)

[FarmerChic]

He's such a... Boy. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)
I don't want some overly effeminate weirdo, but seriously, I didn't know there was a way someone could be so obnoxious. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/weirdsmile.gif)

[Headtrip]

Wow. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Um, okay. I think I get what you're saying.
I think you said something once about your family going to heck? What are they like?

[FarmerChic]

My Mom is bipolar, I swear. When she's with my stepdad she's all happy go lucky, even when he calls her stupid, and says how useless I am. :/ But when she's with her kids, she acts like she want's to leave so badly, and tries to talk as little as possible. :l

My sister is kind of nice, but she's kind of a drama queen, and sometimes she picks at little things I say, and just acts so rude. :[

My Step dad is an assface and should go die in a hole. D:

[Headtrip]

Wow. Sounds tough. Thanks for being so open though.
What happened to Katie? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasad.gif) Did she die? If so, how? I need answers.

[FarmerChic]

I don't know. :[
She had a summer job at the library, but I doubt it would consume her entire summer. Maybe she actually has a life. D;
Dang. The library killed another cool person. ;___;

[Headtrip]

Why does Toaster Boy prefer toasters to human girls? He even said in his questions thread he wpuld have sex with one that was plugged in.(IMG:style_emoticons/default/weirdsmile.gif) Do you think his TOTALLY REAL GIRLFRIEND might have left him because of his bizarre fetish?

[FarmerChic]

Maybe he wasn't crazy enough. :0
ALSO, Why are you the only one asking me questions? D:

[Twilight Wandere...]

Why do you say that when I have asked this very one? :D
Do you like neon signs?

[FarmerChic]

Because when I posted that, it was unknown whethe ayoe else would ask any. :0

Neon signs are fun. :D

[Twilight Wandere...]

I love neon signs :3
Do you think that it is possible that the sky is falling?

[FarmerChic]

The moon was falling last week. :(
It was at a weird angle and was giant and low in the sky. :0

[Saffy]

Why does the description in your topic have a weird character?