Members In Song Lyrics!, derived from conversations. 8D Options

[Katie]

I take great entertainment in putting people's names in place of certain song's lyrics, which ultimately ends up being a large portion of Saffy and my own conversations. XD It's quite humorous in the end. So, I thought, it might make a cute musical post game. :] So like, find a song and put someone's member name/name into the lyrics and have fun.

Sweeney Todd songs. 8D
"When I offered myself to Saffy, he showed a certain… reluctance."

"Saffys, my lord, are weeeeeak"

"Saffy, Saffy! Sign of the devil, sign of the devil! Katie on fireeeeee, Katie on firrrrreeeee…"

And Katie and FC. >:]

"Yes Mr. Saf, yes Mr. Saf, what is that sound? Those crunching noises pervading the air! *of me eating Domeki Kuns head* It's Saffy devouring kittens my dear. And who are we to deny it in hereeee? We'll serve Katie to anyone; Even Domeki-kun; And I'll eat his face. AT ALLLL!"

All in good fun. :]

This post has been edited by Katie: Jun 11 2008, 02:22 AM

[Saffy]

I was bored d:

--

There once was a young person named Xief who lived with Saf on the
edge of a large wood. One day Saf asked Xief to take a basket of fresh
fruit and mineral water to Tomo's house -- not because this was
woman's work, mind you, but because the deed was generous and helped
engender a feeling of community. Furthermore, Tomo was not sick, but
rather was in full physical and mental health and was fully capable of
taking care of himself as a mature adult.

So Xief set off with her basket of food through the woods. Many people
Xief knew believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous
place and never set foot in it. Xief, however, was confident.

On her way to Tomo's house, Xief was accosted by a Mike Arcanum, who
asked her what was in her basket. She replied, "Some healthful snacks
for Tomo, who is certainly capable of taking care of himself as a
mature adult."

The Mike Arcanum said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little
girl to walk through these woods alone."

Xief said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I
will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from
society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own,
entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my
way."

Xief walked on along the main path. But, because Mike Arcanum's status
outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear,
Western-style thought, the Mike Arcanum knew of a quicker route to
Tomo's house. He burst into the house and ate Tomo, an entirely valid
course of action for a carnivore such as himself Then, unhampered by
rigid, traditionalist notions of what was masculine or feminine, he
put on Tomo's nightclothes and crawled into bed.

Xief entered the cottage and said, "Tomo, I have brought you some
fat-free, sodium-free snacks to salute you in your role of a wise and
nurturing matriarch."

From the bed, the Mike Arcanum said softly, "Come closer, child, so
that I might see you."

Xief said, "Oh, I forgot you are as optically challenged as a bat.
Tomo, what big eyes you have!"

"They have seen much, and forgiven much, my dear."

"Tomo, what a big nose you have -- only relatively, of course, and
certainly attractive in its own way."

"It has smelled much, and forgiven much, my dear."

"Tomo, what big teeth you have!"

The Mike Arcanum said, "I am happy with and what I am," and leaped out
of bed. He grabbed Xief in his claws, intent on devouring her. Xief
screamed, not out of alarm at the Mike Arcanum's apparent tendency toward cross-dressing,
but because of his willful invasion of her personal space.

Xief's screams were heard by a passing woodchopper-person (or log-fuel
technician, as he preferred to be called). When he burst into the
cottage, he saw the melee and tried to intervene. But as he raised his
ax, Xief and the Mike Arcanm both stopped.

"And what do you think you're doing?" asked Xief.

The woodchopper-person blinked and tried to answer, but no words came to him.

"Bursting in here like a Neanderthal, trusting your weapon to do your
thinking for you!" she said. "Sexist! Speciesist! How dare you assume
that women and Mike Arcanums can't solve their own problems without a
man's help!"

When he heard Xief's speech, Tomo jumped out of the Mike Arcanum's
mouth, took the woodchopper-person's axe, and cut his head off. After
this ordeal, Xief, Tomo, and the Mike Arcanum felt a certain
commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative
household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived
together in the woods happily ever after.