With Lyrics! Options

[Saffy]

This is basically just like the What Are You Listening To? topic except you can post the lyrics and maybe talk a bit more about the song in particular, say posting a video :P I don't expect it to be anywhere near as popular as the other topic but since this seems to come up quite a bit anyway, why not have our own topic?

Our Lady Peace - Clumsy
Throw away the radio suitcase
That keeps you awake
Hide the telephone, the telephone, telephone, in case,

You realize that sometimes you're not okay
You level off, you level off, you level off,

And its not all right now

You need to understand
There's nothing strange about this
You need to know your friends

You need to know that

I'll be waving my hand watching you drown
Watching you scream
Quiet or loud

And maybe you should sleep
And maybe you just need, a friend
As clumsy as you've been
There's no one laughing
You will be safe in here
You will be safe in here

Throw away this very old shoelace
That tripped you again
Try to shrug it off, shrug it off, shrug it off
It's only skin now
You need to understand
There's nothing fake about this
You need to let me in
I'm watching you

And I'll be waving my hand watching you drown
Watching you scream
No ones around

And maybe you should sleep
And maybe you just need, a friend
As clumsy as you've been
There's no one laughing
You will be safe in here ow
You will be safe in

I'll be waving my hand watching you drown
Watching you scream
Quiet or loud

And maybe you should sleep
And maybe you just need, a friend
As clumsy as you've been
There's no one laughing
You will be safe in here ow ow
You will be safe in ow ow

You will be safe in here, in here, ow ow ow ow , in here, ow ow , in here, ow ow ow ow ow, in here, ow ow ow, in here, ow ow ow ow, in here, ow ow

http://youtube.com/watch?v=njGgi4T6Ow4

[Jello Mode]

Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday - Brad Paisley

Well, itA>?,??,>s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youA>?,??,>re easily offended well thatA>?,??,>s okay
ItA>?,??,>s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.

How A>?,?Eobout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou branchedA>?,?AY

Why am I getting blipped again?
HavenA>?,??,>t you heard guys? You canA>?,??,>t say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I canA>?,??,>t say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might offend somebody.
Who is offended by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.
What?
Time to politically correct.

IA>?,??,>ll lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love said to meA>?,?AY

Jimmy, are you listening?
What?
You canA>?,??,>t say Chri-biip-mas.
Why not?
You can say biiiip on the last record.
Why canA>?,??,>t I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didnA>?,??,>t make the rules.
Hey listen guys, itA>?,??,>s not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
IA>?,??,>m dreaming of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get blipped?
YouA>?,??,>ve got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, IA>?,??,>m dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that wonA>?,??,>t offend anybody.

Well, itA>?,??,>s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youA>?,??,>re easily offended well thatA>?,??,>s okay

Why do these people have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so easily?

ItA>?,??,>s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

IA>?,??,>m just trying to come up with a song here.
LetA>?,??,>s sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your ready?
IA>?,??,>m ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy!?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts weA>?,??,>ve traveled real farA>?,?AY.

Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
Oh, come on just try.

We three kings of Asia areA>?,?AY.

That sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How A>?,?Eobout Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends short people.
And you canA>?,??,>t say drummer A>?,?Eocause that will offend real musicians.

How A>?,?Eobout little A>?,??_ohahaha- town of meddle heck.
WhatA>?,??,>s this with all the short jokes?

Hey how A>?,?Eobout we do Silent Night?
No, itA>?,??,>ll offend people whoA>?,??,>s hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a shark?
SHARK?

This happens every year.

Well, itA>?,??,>s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch what you say,
If youA>?,??,>re easily offended well thatA>?,??,>s okay,
ItA>?,??,>s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I canA>?,??,>t say ho?
No you might offend some women.
So basically we canA>?,??,>t sing anything?

I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer George itA>?,??,>s more effective.
I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I donA>?,??,>t care who we offend,
IA>?,??,>m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man itA>?,??,>s more effective.
I donA>?,??,>t care who we offend,
IA>?,??,>m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We canA>?,??,>t say new; itA>?,??,>ll offend the old folks.
And you never wanna offend them....us.