United, Ferith Stands [Final Boss], Biri Biri Conclusion [in Slang American Format] Options

[Biri Biri]

Fangord : alright, we should summon the fourth priestess to this time zone, lets roll.
*Summon fails*
Fangord : Alright, that failed... Aden, go fight the Legendary Golem with Ymir.
Aden : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Fangord : don't worry bro, I go yo back.
Aden : But you're just an egg!
Fangord : Yeah, but if you go to all four shrines and grow me some fruit, I can evolve into a Dragon!
Aden : This doesn't make any sense!
*2 days later*
Fangord : You have bought all four dragon souls yes?
*Fangord evolved into Fangord !!*
Aden : O_O
Fangord : Alright bro, we can go fight, but if you want to get an advantage over the Legendary Golem, go talk to the three priestess and have them re-seal the shrines.
Aden : I don't have to go back to every shrine do I...?
Fangord : It's all automatic.
*Visits the three priestess and re-seals*
Fangord : Alright, we FLY.
*Grabs Ymir and drops him off in the circle in the sky.

Aden : This is the Legendary Golem?? This is like punching one of the sea monsters...
*Ymir lays the smack down on "The Legendary Golem" and easily destroys it*

*Cutscene where they kill each other*

Aden : But I didn't get a single scratch!

Masked Man : Hahahaha, you defeated the Legendary Golem, but since I have the Wind Priestess' Body, I can re-form myself into ANOTHER Legendary Golem!
Aden : Great! Then I can defeat you so easily!
Masked Man : But FIRST, I'm gonna fly obnoxiously around you and make your life a living helk!
Aden : FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*deplete 30% of the Masked Man's Health*

*Mask falls off*

Aden : YOU'RE...!!!
Masked Man : HAHAHAHAHA, YES I AM-
Aden : YOU'RE A CROSS DRESSER?!?!?
Masked Man : Yes, I am-wait, what?

*Aden proceeds to beat the living day lights out of the Masked Man. Knock another 30% of his HP again*

Masked Man : Enough of this!! Spirit Bomb!!!
*Nukes the entire arena

*Aden is in a semi-dead state*

Aden : Dam, I'm dead again.

*Friends come visit and cheer him on*

Aden : O_O What drugs am I on?!

[Depending on how many friends are at Friendship 6 or Higher, you will get revived upon death that many times, plus 2 for Sonia and the Goblin Chief]

Aden : This circle of madness ends HERE*
Masked Man : STAY DOWN BOY

*Deplete Masked Man to 30% HP this time*
Masked Man : You're pretty good boy... TAKE THIS. I UN-TOGGLED YOUR CAMERA LOCK! AND I ALSO DUPLICATED MYSELF. TRY TO FIND ME NOW!!!
Aden : AH ###### ###### ######.
[Biri Biri Moment]
Me : Maybe I can use Ultimate Tech with Dual Swords-* Gets combo'ed by clones and dies*
Me : Alright, Let's try the Hammer! *Gets combo'ed by clones and dies*
Me : KATANA DASH ATTACK? *Gets combo'ed by clones and dies*
Me : WHAT DO I DO?! *Gets combo'ed by clones and dies*
*You have depleted your extra lives*

You woke up at 10 A.M. the next day with a cold.

Me : o/////o *blushes*
*scurries back to alter and go back up to test some things w/o picking up extra supplies*
Masked Man : Fool! No matter how many times you come back, I'll crush you again!!
Me : Why didn't you just end it with a Game Over?
Masked Man : Shut up and Fight!

*Depletes HP to 30% hp again*
Me : This battle is so stupid! I'm just tapping A over and over with the helk Staff and I can rape this guy-literally! (Tap A and time it so you only perform the 3-bolt part over and over w/o going into combo)
Masked Man : Kage Bun No Jitsu !!
Me : Alright, I'm just gonna run around... cut 90 degrees, find the real one, shoot him a couple times...

*Depletes about 5~10% HP*
*Camera Re-Locks onto him and clones fade*
Masked Man : *Laughing obnoxiously*
Aden : O_o?

*Defeats Masked Man*
Masked Man : Impossibleeeeee....! Wait. The Plant Golem... The Priestess soul... the Dragon Knight... It's all HIS doing... *witty last lines and dies*
Aden : Sweet Jesus! *Grabs Priestess body and ground collapses under Aden and he free falls back to Fenith Island*

*Spirit Song saves them*

Fangord : Thanks bro, we best friends forever. Wanna go back home?
Aden : Naw, I'm good here.

=Final Thoughts=
I actually thought this was gonna be like in RF3, where your HP never hits 0 and stays at 1 until I died. Don't follow my mistake. Think of it as Mario, with extra lives. The ending reminds me of Paper Mario : Thousand Year Door(GameCube). After the fight, you recover Sonia's body and store it inside the clinic. Ymir is missing in action. Maybe I will restore Sonia's body and re-gain Ymir in a few days?? I'll follow up later. Also, when summoning the priestess, you realize something... ;3

BTW, Final boss can be extremely easy or extremely hard depending on how you approach it. Biri Biri, signing off!

[Horcrux]

Oh... This might go in the fan fiction section. Or not...