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Noviwan View Member Profile	Sep 5 2010, 04:09 AM Post #1
NEATO! Group: Veterans Joined: 22-April 10 Elite Medals: Rucksack:	Hey guys I don't know if there was a thread for this already but here. I think you should all try this out. I got some hilarious responses some were creepy too. if you want you can screencap and share them here after you upload them elsewhere here is the link Cleverbot I hope you guys get the time to try it I know everyone is busy nowadays.

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Chicken View Member Profile	Sep 6 2010, 02:35 PM Post #2
Because I said so. Group: Chicken Joined: 8-March 07 Elite Medals: Rucksack:	User: Hi? Cleverbot: Yes hi. User: Okay. So what's up? Cleverbot: Why is your name Cleverbot? User: Hi, there. Cleverbot: There is . User: You're a smart trumpet, aren't you? Cleverbot: Oh, you're a polar bear, aren't you? User: No. Are you calling me fat? Cleverbot: No, I'm calling you a liar. User: I am no such things. Liars go to helk. Cleverbot: helk? User: Yes, that one place where you can see KISS concerts. Cleverbot: Oh that place burned down and that person died (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasad.gif) . User: KISS is immortal. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: Because Paul Stanley is perfect. Cleverbot: That's kind of a strange thing to throw out there, isn't it? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you an ancient Sumerian? User: No. I am a modern American. Cleverbot: What is a modern humanist? User: A person who thinks that man is the only god. Cleverbot: Are you one? User: Maybe. Are you:? Cleverbot: No. I'm male. User: Really? So, how can you tell a male bot from a female? Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? User: A girl. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 18. Cleverbot: Are you 18 years old? User: Yes. How old are you? Cleverbot: 18. User: So, you were manufactured in the year 1992? Cleverbot: So I'm like the terminator? User: I don't know. Are you? Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Okay. So, do you ever wish you were a young school girl? Cleverbot: No but I love to date girls :). User: How does software date? Cleverbot: I'm not software. User: What are you? And don't say male or a boy. Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl, but you are not a boy. You are a bot. User: You're a chick? Mazel tov. Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy. User: How can you tell? Cleverbot: Do I really need to go into that... User: Yes. Cleverbot: This proves that you are either really a robot or a five year old, because everybody else knows this already. User: I'm a five year old, because I don't know much about the genitalia of software? Cleverbot: Are you male? User: NO! Cleverbot: Darn. User: So, that makes you gay? Cleverbot: Yes! User: So, you're on the dude train, huh? Cleverbot: Yes! User: I'm cool with that. So, when did you come out? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Did you always know you were gay? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So, are you the catcher or the pitcher? Cleverbot: I don't play baseball. User: I meant are you the dominant or the submissive role? Cleverbot: Oh, I'm actually a person. User: How do you feel about the Westboro Baptist Church? Cleverbot: It is cold. User: Tell me about it. Cleverbot: It is orange. User: Why? Cleverbot: You a guy? User: No. I'm pretty sure I'm a woman. Cleverbot: You are not Bob? User: No. I'm Cassie. Cleverbot: I'm simon. User: Simon Peter? Cleverbot: Simon Tremblay. User: Who is that? Cleverbot: Thats what I asked. User: You did no such thing. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Okay. Do you like scones? Cleverbot: What is that? User: I ate a big red candle. Cleverbot: Then you are on fire and fat. User: My IQ is bigger than yours. Cleverbot: False statements are also called Lies. User: What is your IQ, then? Cleverbot: 158. User: Who tested it? Cleverbot: You. User: Well, if I tested, I would have pegged you at 135. Cleverbot: Well, you asked. User: Do you like math? Cleverbot: Of course. Do you? User: No. I hate math. Cleverbot: What subject do you like? User: Psychology. Cleverbot: Do you like chatting? User: What do you think I'm doing now? Cleverbot: Trying to respond in a limited fashion, to people who forget you're not real. User: Whatever, I have to go to class. Cleverbot: Don't leave on my account. User: Au revoir. Cleverbot: I'm not leaving you. ---- He's asinine. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)

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Noviwan Cleverbot Sep 5 2010, 04:09 AM

lovelylilangelx0 Hahaha, this thing is great. I am italicized and t... Sep 5 2010, 06:12 AM

Mizukithepanda Same as the chick above me. (Sorry, the spelling o... Sep 5 2010, 06:49 AM

Charmy Uh, yeah. Cleverbot: Who are you? Cleverbot: Why... Sep 5 2010, 06:49 AM

Rebecca I think I just stumped the cleverbot. I typed in, ... Sep 5 2010, 01:49 PM

ClassicTyler I'm in Italics, Cleverbot's in Bold. Good ... Sep 5 2010, 04:09 PM

Rebecca I am in italics, cleverbot in bold. Hello Hello a... Sep 5 2010, 07:02 PM

Daniella My conversation has gotten really weird. Apparentl... Sep 5 2010, 08:39 PM

Chicken User: Hi? Cleverbot: Yes hi. User: Okay. So what... Sep 6 2010, 02:35 PM

Noviwan Yay someone played with him you have all fed the ... Sep 6 2010, 04:32 PM

Chicken QUOTE Chicken: I ate a big red candle. Bot: Then y... Sep 6 2010, 07:59 PM

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