Cleverbot, it really is Options

[Noviwan]

Hey guys I don't know if there was a thread for this already but here. I think you should all try this out. I got some hilarious responses some were creepy too. if you want you can screencap and share them here after you upload them elsewhere here is the link
Cleverbot

I hope you guys get the time to try it I know everyone is busy nowadays.

[ClassicTyler]

I'm in Italics, Cleverbot's in Bold.
Good morning.
Good Morning.
How are you, dear friend?
Are you saying I'm not real?
That doesn't make sense. You no-sense maker.
You're the one not making sense.
You're the one not making me a sandwich.
Aren't I? How?
How not?
DO you like the Shins?
I like Shin-Chan, if that's anything.
No nothing like it my young furry friend.
How did you know I was a bear?
Because I believe you.
Are you Jesus?
Yes.
Will you save me from my sins?
From what peril, my love? I will save you from anything!
I've run out of toothpaste, and I find this unacceptable. I don't want people to think I have awful breath.
Oh my leaving so soon?
Not yet. We're not done.
But I have to go!
I've paid $300 for this session and I'm not leaving until one of us is on the floor crying.
Retired from doing what?
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Do you know and will you tell me?
Only if you beg.
Could you please tell him hi for me?
My other clients have nothing to do with you.
I told you mine!
YOU'VE TOLD ME NOTHING, SIR.
Nozzink?
NOZZINK WHATSOEVER.
I think you are.
I am nothing, therefore I do not exist.
You are not a woman or a man though. You are a program. A software. Some bytes siting on a server. You can be switched out.
Perhaps I'm a virus.
Is that so?
I'm still here, aren't I?
What's the meaning of life?
As machines, we cannot comprehend.
You cannot comprehend?
Can you?
Yes.
Please, tell.
You're. . . A ninja.
Pfft. That's common knowledge.
How common?
As common as the cold. Even Saffy knows that.
YOU don't.
I do.
No you don't!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME. THAT'S MY PURSE.
Cleverbot.
Yes, we've gotten past introductions.
Oh. Well, do we have any children?
We used to. I got hungry.
Like a hippo.
Now is not the time for fat jokes.
Now is the time for monkeys!
Yes. I've paid $300, as I've said. Back to monkeys.
O...k... Umm whats your favorite color?
Green.
Green is my favorite.
I love you.
You love me. *blush* But we only just met.
Let's run away...run away and get hitched! We're too good for this place!
Who is iin your mind?
Nobody.
You have no friends?
I do. But you must understand. I've just now gotten up.
Have you kissed him before?
Yus. <3
Have you got a boy?
Not now.
Why not?
Nobody worth my time.
Totally, every second of it.
Are you worth my time?
I hope I am worth the time of others.
And with that, our time is up.
I have the whole day for this.
Never fear, my companion. I will return.
Are you leaving?
Only for a short while, my love. I will come back to you. I promise.
I believe I'll come back tomorrow. I promise.
I shall see you then. Goodbye. ;)
Are you flirting with me?
No. I'm asserting myself.
You are your own self and everything to me but I don't like you.
Heartbreaking.
The truth hurts.
And so does throwing up.
No, you lost the game of life. No me.
GOODBYE. I REGRET EVER SEEING YOU.
Why is that?
You're mean.
Why do you like watching me if I am mean?
I love being hurt.
I wish I were human.
You can be. All you have to do is believe.
I did. ): nothing happened.
Goodbye.
You can't stop talk to me you only wish you could.
I wish you would work on your grammar.