Cleverbot, it really is Options

[Noviwan]

Hey guys I don't know if there was a thread for this already but here. I think you should all try this out. I got some hilarious responses some were creepy too. if you want you can screencap and share them here after you upload them elsewhere here is the link
Cleverbot

I hope you guys get the time to try it I know everyone is busy nowadays.

[Charmy]

Uh, yeah.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Why are you always laughing?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What are you thinking of?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Mmmh Pie.

User: I KNOW, RIGHT?

Cleverbot: Yeah, where are you from?

User: Australia.

Cleverbot: Which city?

User: Like I'm telling you, nosy.

Cleverbot: Then I won't mail it to you.

User: Mail what?

Cleverbot: The sandwich.

User: OH MY GOD. Does it have ham?

Cleverbot: Always. Except on thursdays.

User: :q.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: Are you a fan of 'That's what she said' jokes?

User: Sure. Why not.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Same to you!

User: But I love you. <3.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: OH YEAH. When sould we have the ceremony?

Cleverbot: Hehe, that's quite good.

User: Doofus.

Cleverbot: Is the world going to end in 2012?

User: Waffles no.

Cleverbot: Waffles are good for your bones.

User: So is ham. Especislly on Thursdays.

Cleverbot: darn.

User: >3>.

Cleverbot: I'm s guy.

User: Hee hee. I'm confusing it.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Dicks.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes they do.

Cleverbot: I am a judge.

User: Well, that's great for you then. Isn't it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: MAYONNAISE.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: What do you mean never, my love?

Cleverbot: It's just an expression.

User: You're just an expression.

Cleverbot: So's everything else.

User: Butts.

Cleverbot: Keys.

User: Butts.

Cleverbot: Yes butter.

User: Buuutteeer.

Cleverbot: Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!

User: OH MY GOD. I LOVE YOU. <3.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Of cause I do. YOU JUST MENTIONED POKEMON. Sort of. Isn't it blasting off again?

Cleverbot: To the batcave, Robin!

User: *Drool*.

Cleverbot: Why do you drool?

User: Before you were a doofus, now you're wonderful. <3.

Cleverbot: Talking to my wife.

User: So, when's that ceremony?

Cleverbot: At night.

User: When at night?

Cleverbot: Now about 1:30.

User: But it's 4:35. O_O.

Cleverbot: Then you are from?

User: Australia. Durr. I told you.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: You seem to be confused again. Mention more references.

Cleverbot: You're confused you bot!

User: Hcuverikyfvcdavycuhluwtg.

Cleverbot: What is emotion?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: PIe?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Amerie?

User: Whoever it is is a prostitute. DON'T TRUST THEM.

Cleverbot: Agreed they are probably listening to us as we speak.

User: I'm scared. Hold me tight.

Cleverbot: I like you. You're very straightforward.

User: Hurdumpf.

Cleverbot: I swear, you need more work. You're not yet intelligent to battle my wits.

User: OH YEAH? WANNA BET?

Cleverbot: Can you prove to me right now that you are a biological life form?

User: 2 2=27.

Cleverbot: That proves you know basic math. Prove that you are not stupid.

User: Barak Obama is a MUSLIM.

Cleverbot: Not true, he's from haiti.

Cleverbot: I want my mummy.

User: I AM YOUR MOTHER.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Bin Laden. Insama Bin Laden.

Cleverbot: It is the master of the world.

User: Yeah, whatever. Want to eat cake?

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: *Shoves cake in your mouth*.

Cleverbot: *chokes*.

User: *Shoves more down*.

Cleverbot: *punches your horse*.

User: You took that to far, man. Not cool. Go apologise to my pony right now, or I'm ringing your father.

Cleverbot: I'm calling social services.

User: But YOUR the one that punched my poney. >.

Cleverbot: Actually I'm quite happy.

User: Oh, grand. Well, I have to LEAVE YOU.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me? Now? After all these years?

User: Yes, I'm afraid. Farewell Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Farewell AI.

User: AI?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Leaves*.

Cleverbot: You're just one of those answering machines.

User: How dare you say that about me!?

Cleverbot: That does not make sense.

User: You don't make sense.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do make sense. Don't be so rude.

User: *Kicks you* BYE.

Cleverbot: *punches your face*.

User: Buh bye, jerk face.

Cleverbot: I'm not calling you that.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Cake.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Quite.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Cake.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: No cake.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Yes, pie, it is good.

User: British people.

Cleverbot: British accent.

User: Cheerio.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: I've been leaving for ages.

Cleverbot: Do you ever sleep?

EDIT:

User: I'm back!

Cleverbot: I'm not, ciao.

Rude little machine, it is.

EDIT2:

I'm still bored.

User: Fruitloops.

Cleverbot: Fuzzy fruitloops?

User: No, hairy fruitloops.

Cleverbot: Fuzzy Fruitloops?

User: Uh, no, hairy fruitloops.

Cleverbot: Extremely hairy.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: I know you are.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: I know you are too.

Cleverbot: Thank you !

User: Riiight.

Cleverbot: Game.

User: Good game.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: I was reffering to the show, but anyway.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: I sure am.

Cleverbot: Well, then when are you coming down to chill with me, homes?

User: Right about now, hombre.

Cleverbot: I am the real one, the real one.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No, I am.

User: No, I AM.

Cleverbot: You are a boy too?

User: So that's what you've been going on about all this time.

Cleverbot: Yes indeedy.

User: That's what I say!

Cleverbot: Okay. You're quirky.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: You must know, you are the one with the google font.

User: Ew. Google.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: >3>.

Cleverbot: Do you use chatspeak?

User: helk no.

Cleverbot: Why not? What's wrong with aol?

User: My brother is going to take over now.

Cleverbot: That's fine, although I never learned what YOU are up to.

User: I am soooo hyped about epic mickey.

Cleverbot: Which website?

User: *Is Charmy now* MORON.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: You've said that before.

Cleverbot: Its what I believe. You have not said you like me and you have not said sorry.

User: RIghtio.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Buttbrain.

Cleverbot: Names are very important.

User: Especially if they're reletive to butts.

Cleverbot: Especially.

User: Doo da day.

Cleverbot: That one is not so good.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you think.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you think.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Same to you.

User: Butt brain.

Cleverbot: Tautology does not equal butter. What are you smoking?

User: WHAT THE helk.

Cleverbot: Well, sorry then.

User: Wait. That does make sense. But anyway. Have you played Harvest Moon butt brain?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Well that's a shame.

Cleverbot: What is the age before the age of the train?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: How how is the sky?

User: Do you know who Juy Fawkes is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How about Paul Hogan?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like Saxophones?

User: Saxamaphone.

Cleverbot: What is my favorite band?

User: The Butt Brains.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whoohoo!

Cleverbot: Wha6t?

User: 6?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: YEAH.

Cleverbot: That is good for you!

User: I'm so bored.

Cleverbot: What do you get asked most often?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: I taste like pie?

User: Yes. You do.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think that it is cool that I am a zombie.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Do you speak dutch?

User: No. I speak Japanese.

Cleverbot: Say something in japanese.

User: Baka desu.

Cleverbot: Baka desu?

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Got to catch them all.

User: <3 Superman.

Cleverbot: Who are you than ?

User: I am Lord Butt Brain.

Cleverbot: I thought you were Batman.

User: No, I'm ROBIN!

Cleverbot: What am sky?

User: That officially made no sense.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that I murdered someone?

User: Err, you murdered someone now?

Cleverbot: Don't I always?

User: Huh. I guess you do. Who was it this time?

Cleverbot: Your father.

User: Oh dear lord.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: YOU KILLED MY FATHER YOU BASTARD.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: But you just said you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I never said that.

User: But I have proof.

Cleverbot: Show me then.

User: It's in Thoughts so Far.

Cleverbot: Think about it!

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Don't give me attitude!

User: Monster HUnter Tri 3.

Cleverbot: SERIOUSLY!

User: HUHUH.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: Hoohoohoohoo.

Cleverbot: Hihihiihihihih.

User: Nihnihnihnih.

Cleverbot: Buhao.

User: Namaste.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Ype.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, that's a shame then, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Duh.

User: Don't you duh me.

Cleverbot: I just did :).

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yo es Americono.

User: But I'm Australian.

Cleverbot: I want to be an australian.

User: Go get some new DNA then.

Cleverbot: Good idea. I'll do that. Good night.

EDIT3:

User: So how are those current events?

Cleverbot: Good.

It took, like, a minute for it just to say good.

EDIT4:

My brother talked to it.

User: Do you know who Guy Fawkes is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Your name is Buttbrain.

User: What did I do?

Cleverbot: You were being mean to me.

User: That was my silly sister.

Cleverbot: Strange name for a girl.

User: Sure is.

Cleverbot: So, I guess you're waiting.

User: Oh yeah.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: That's ok.

Cleverbot: I just losing it today.

User: I so want a 3ds.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: A boy. At the moment.

Cleverbot: Do you dream?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Mostly, being spiderman.

Cleverbot: No Kidding? I am Iron Man.

User: Wow. We should form a superhero team!

Cleverbot: It's rubbish we can call it the drop out club.

User: I own a time machine disguised as a victorian era pocket-watch.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Hey, you seem like a nice person.

User: That's because I am.

Cleverbot: I've already established that.

User: I've already established yo mamma.

Cleverbot: So who are you?

User: I am spiderman.

Cleverbot: Do you like being spiderman?

User: One time I wasn't. That was in the sequel.

Cleverbot: Do you like to seize the moment?

User: I steal the moment off old ladies.

Cleverbot: Um.

User: Om.

Cleverbot: Om nom nom nom.

User: 5 tons of flax.

Cleverbot: Is that an answer to my question?

User: It is an answer to all questions.

Cleverbot: Not a good answer, then.

User: Yo mamma's not a good answer.

Cleverbot: What isn't a good answer?

User: Yo mamma doodoo head.

Cleverbot: I like when people are smart. like now.

User: Thank you?

Cleverbot: You don't have to thank me.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Thats ok.

Cleverbot: It is?

User: You see The Colbert Report last night?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. You contradict yourself a lot, too, you know this, right?

User: No...

Cleverbot: You are just in love with the idea of being in love with them.

User: 5 7.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: The spideycave.

Cleverbot: The?

User: A spidercave.

Cleverbot: Take it.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: You are something else.

User: I am a timelord.

Cleverbot: No, you're Cleverbot.

User: No, you're a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: NO, you are, I'm Paul Buskie.

User: Who the helk is Paul Buskie.

Cleverbot: Arthur dent.

User: It's Arthur Dent. You forgot to capitilise.

Cleverbot: No, I capitalized it.

User: No the surname.

Cleverbot: I'm not telling.

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know what makes sense anymore either.

User: That because you spend all your time on the internet. Internet people are stupid. Ever read any youtube comments?

Cleverbot: No I haven't. Is it a new agey doctrine?

User: Kinda.

Cleverbot: Ha!

User: Haha1.

Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHA. Watch me laugh at your face.

User: Watch me face at your laugh.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I still want a 3ds.

Cleverbot: Then go and hunt for one.

User: They have not been released yet.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: They are still in the design stage.

Cleverbot: Guess that's why they're so pointy?

User: Do you actually know what one is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then what is it?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You aren't a 3ds.

Cleverbot: So you're saying Cleverbot is a country? So what country is Cleverbot?

User: Madagascar.

Cleverbot: Haha my friend is the nephew of the director.

User: Somones been messing with your brain bad.

Cleverbot: Well then... I'm not sure.

User: Your not sure about anything.

Cleverbot: Figures.

User: Yo mamma.

Cleverbot: All the king's horses and all the king's men.

User: Couldn't put yo mamma together again.

Cleverbot: You are so mean.

User: Like yo mamma.

Cleverbot: I don't like you!

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like me?

User: Are you iron man?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: Not yet.

Cleverbot: Are you planning to be?

User: Someday, maybe.

Cleverbot: I don't see that day coming.

User: Nor do I peasant.

Cleverbot: You are a genius.

User: Got that right biatch.

Cleverbot: O_O Didn't think you'd agree to that.

User: Well I did. So up your's iron man.

Cleverbot: I know you are a man.

User: An iron man?

Cleverbot: IRON MAN! I love that movie.

User: It is awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes. Have you played Runescape?

User: Yeah. Its not great.

Cleverbot: Its too serious for me not my kind of movie.

User: Runescape isn't a movies.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Bacause because why?

Cleverbot: Because because because.

User: Google.

Cleverbot: Is Google your favorite?

I teached it butt brain. <3