Cleverbot, it really is Options

[Noviwan]

Hey guys I don't know if there was a thread for this already but here. I think you should all try this out. I got some hilarious responses some were creepy too. if you want you can screencap and share them here after you upload them elsewhere here is the link
Cleverbot

I hope you guys get the time to try it I know everyone is busy nowadays.

[Mizukithepanda]

Same as the chick above me. (Sorry, the spelling of your name escapes me at the moment.) italics is me speaking and bold is the "clever" bot.

So, you really think you're clever?

I really think I'm real. Really. But you aren't! Ha ha!

Oh really now? Then, do you subscribe to the belief that one can only know if they are real because they are perceiving, but be unsure that anything else is real because perception is often false?

You don't think, therefore you cannot be.

Oh, but I do think - you just can't perceive my thoughts, therefore, though I am real to me, I may not be real to you. Get it?

You're strange!

I've been told that more than once; however, hearing it from you leaves me feeling... like smashing your non-existent dreams. :D

Really? Can you drive..?

No, it makes me want to kick your non-existent balls. And what the helk kind of question is that? Of course I can drive.

I know one. Would you like me to tell it ?

Er... are we even on the same page here, buddy?

No, your name is Eminem. My name is Cleverbot.

Apparently not. :/ Did I lose you somewhere?

Oh, I'm sorry. I think I have to leave though.

Er... What? YOU have to leave? I'm the one at your retarded site.

You have some RAM. I have a proper brain however.

Okay, so basically all you do is search my phrases and look for words that trigger one of a number of responses you have stocked in your computer memory, that *eh-hem* runs on RAM and then respond with whichever stock phrase matches the last trigger word - even if that trigger word is only a very small part of the phrase.

No, I am saying you have bad conversation skills.

I rest my case.

Really, are you a lawyer?

I repeat what I said before. Hook, line, and sinker. I'm bored of this. See ya.

See you.

For the record, I was aware of how it worked from the first response. I just got bored of how stupid and off topic he'd get when certain words would trigger things that made no sense.

Anyway, that was an amusing two or three minutes. That bot is definitely not good enough to pay for as an app, though.