Castle of Dreams, We'll grant your dream no matter what! Options

[Twilight Wandere...]

Prologue - The Castle of Dreams

Once - and this is considered a forbidden legend in some areas, so don't let me catch you telling it, ya hear? - there was this magnificent castle. Now, it wasn't made of the same material all around, you see. It was made of various different things. Thingamabobs, gadgets, you name it, and it was part of the castle. Some thought the castle a mirage, others... Well, they had been inside of it. They could tell you it was no such thing. Inside this castle lived two witches. Now, we're not talking ugly witches that are fat and have warts (although one may try and convince you she does, she doesn't.) No, we're talking women who could do anything. The profession they chose was Dream Weaving, which is when a person asks for a certain thing to happen - good or bad - and they must pay a price in return for the dream. Oh, the names of the witches? Well, I figured you would never ask. They were Totoro Spirit and Twilight Wanderer, but they went by Toto and Twi respectively. It's just a whole lot easier to refer to them by. Day in and day out, they granted dreams. This is their story.

Chapter 1 - Orange Underware is Perfect for an Outfit

Now that you've heard a bit of their story, are you even remotely interested? Sure ya are! Or obviously you wouldn't have made it this far. I'll give you a cookie for it later. Now, where was I? Ah yes. This is the story of Toto and Twi. While they were very happy owning their Castle of Dreams, the same thing can get boring if you do it over and over, ya know? So, one day, over dinner, Twi proposed they get out into the world so they could see the sights and grant dreams. Hopefully. Business had been a little dry lately. Just as Toto was about to respond, a customer rang the ancient doorbell out front. "Got it..." Toto replied quietly, not knowing it was a customer. Twi kept eating as Toto reached the door. "Hi, my name's Zboy. I came here for my drea-"
"NO WAY! You aren't a customer. It's been too long since our last one... And he's in the celler... I mean, uh. What could you possibly want?" Toto freaked out. She looked Zboy up and down. He was wearing an orange jumpsuit, and he looked just too good to be true. "Well, I... I want to be a Super Hero again." A... Super Hero? "Wait... You're the famous Z-Ster! Come in with me. We gotta speak with Twi. She'll wanna see you." With that, Toto led Zboy into the kitchen. Twi was scarfing down some food in the fridge when Toto snuck up on her. "Twi... What do you think you are doing?" Twi squeaked and dropped some milk. "I was... Uh, making expired chocolate milk." Toto sighed. "Nevermind that. Look at this latest customer." Twi saw Zboy and squealed. "Y-You're... Super Z-Ster! Can I have your autograph? Please please please please please!?" Zboy seemed to bask in the glory for a second before he slumped over. "That's the problem. I'm not a Super Hero anymore..."
"Oh, well don't worry about that, silly! The reason you found this run down place is because we can grant your dream for you!" Twi crooned.
"I keep telling you the reason it is so run down is because you don't let Jason out of his cage enough to fix it..."
"Nonsense." Twi said. "He keeps escaping whenever I let him out anyway."
"Anyhow." Toto said, cutting Twi short. "We can make you a Super Hero again. But with a price."
"Yeah!" Twi spoke up. "I'll... Hmm, I'll take your autograph. And if you have a pair of orange boxers, I want them!"
"Huh...?" Zboy asked, utterly confused.
"Twi always asks for weird payments. Don't worry about her. I, personally, want oranges. So I can make something with them."
"That's a weird payment... But I like it! I wish grocery stores asked for this kinda payment..." Zboy wished.
Twi shrugged, clearly wishing that too, and wiggled her pinky finger. Toto wiggled her eyebrows, and BOOM! Zboy was wearing a brand spanking new Super Hero outfit... Made of underware.

Will Zboy like this new costume? Did Jason escape from his cage again? Are grocery stores ever going to accept that kinda easy payment?

Stay tuned to find out. :P

[Twilight Wandere...]

Chapter Three - Overpacking is Bad!

"Hey guy-"
"What?" Twi interrupted Zboy. "Can't you see? Toto is having a breakdown. For Heaven's sakes, she's brought out the SOCK DRAWER. Do you know what she does with the sock drawer?"
"No, but I was going t-" Zboy tried again, but Twi once more interrupted him.
"Well I'll tell you what she does with it. She drinks ALL the Root Beer and eats ALL the ice cream in our castle. I don't like th-... I mean. It's bad for her health. Yes."
"I was going to invite you two to go on an adventure with me! We could find Jason on the way and capture hi-"
Twi jumped up and down while holding Toto by the shirt. "Awesome! Why didn't you say so before?"
Zboy sighed and scratched his head. "I tried. Twice. You interrupted me both times."
Toto seemed to have regained her composure, as she was speaking once more. "Yes, Twi does that. A lot. I wonder where her muzzle went..."
"Oh, that old thing? I burned it." Twi said innocently.
Toto looked at her for a good long while before agreeing to go on an adventure with Zboy. "But first." She said "I must pack." With that, she headed into the castle.
"Well, I think that turned out well, don't you, Tw- Twi?"
Twi was laying on the ground in what looked like a comfortable position. "Ahh. Her packing takes all day, so you may want to join me."
Puzzled, Zboy sat on the ground next to her. "What do you mean?"
"Well... Uh, she over packs, to say the least. The worst is how much underware she packs."
"Surely it can't be that bad." Zboy said cheerfully.
As he did, a giant crash ensued. Something bulky and brown was being shoved out the door, but it appeared to be stuck.

Is the brown and bulky thing Bigfoot? Can Toto's packing be that bad? Should Zboy and Twi have packed a lunch?

Stay tuned to find out. :P

And I may very well post more than two chapters today, as I am bored. </3