Jack. The Sequel. Ok Not Sequel But Fanfic :], Not for bubelehs Options

[Hasfusel]

Jack: HEY FATTY, SAY NO TO BURGERS!
Van: HEY JACK, SAY NO TO A NICE CUP OF STFU, OH WAIT DON'T BECAUSE YOU COULD DO WITH ONE.
Jack: Go drown in some chocolate milk, EXCEPT IT WOULD MAKE YOU FATTER SO YEAAAAHHH!
Van: WHERE DID MY LIFE GO WRONG? D; *cries*
Jack. The Sequel, Ok Not ?Sequel? But fanfic :]

(Setting: Romana's Mansion, 4:44 PM)
Sebastian: So Romana how bout we get married and Enjoy some Quality time now that Luminas shacking up with Murrey?!
Romana: Get your Filthy hands away from me you Monster, you just want my money, I can't stand your Ugly nose, OH WHO AM I KIDDING c'mere you
Sebastian: ROMANA NO I WAS JOKING
Romana: GIVE IT TO ME BIG BOY, UH UHH UHH
Sebastian: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE
*mayor thomas walks in*
Mayor Thomas: Heard someone Cry for Help, does Somebody Need my assistan- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS
Gustafa: OMG ITS SO HUGE UH UH UH UHHHHHHHH!
Romana: who let YOU In here? A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!
Mayor Thomas: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS
Gustafa: FEELS GOOD MAN

(Setting: Next Day, Jack?s Father is at the Inner Inn)

Jack?s Father: So I Hear you have aids now Gustafa.
Gustafa: (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalasad.gif) Its true
Mayor Thomas: OH GOD NO THAT MEANS-
Sebastian: OH GOD NO THAT MEANS-
Ruby: OH GOD NO THAT MEANS-
Tim: HEY RUBY WTF
Jack?s Father: hold on Everyone now SHUT THE FLUFFY CHEESECAKE UP
*silence*
Jack?s Father: So how long?ve you got left Gustafa old Pal?
Gustafa: eight Minutes.
Jack?s Father: Have ye any last Regrets Before we Lay you to Rest?
Gustafa: yeah, My only regret is, I never went to Funland!
Jack?s Father: THATS MY LINE GIVE IT BACK YOU THEIF YOU HIPPIE THIEF
Gustafa: TOO LATE, SEEMS MY WATCH WAS SEVEN MINUTES SLOW *waits for few seconds and dies*
Jack?s Father: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

To. Be. CONTINUED.

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Reference

[Christopher]

Hasslehoff.

I could never live up to Pickle's work, but I will admit, you did a pretty fine darn job at replicating exactly what he would say.
Kudos.

You should also try doing a threequel. Ok, not threequel but fanfic.