Lenyo's advice topic Options

[Lenyo]

READ HERE: THIS IS NOT A QUESTION TOPIC

Saffy raised a good point. We were all doing the same thing. Making silly topics where most questions weren't even meaningful. This is a new take on it.

In this topic, you guys ask advice about a situation you have, maybe a personal conflict with your family, maybe you just are torn between what video game what to buy. Ask me, and I'll give you the best advice I can offer.

Rules
1. I'm gonna get pretty pissed if one of you guys (You know who you are) are like "XD LENYO WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY SANDWICH?" This is supposed to be a seriously helpful topic for anyone who is a little misguided (el oh el.)

2. Unless I've given you permission (Which I have to a few people,) don't answer other people's questions. This is for you guys to ask, and me to answer. If you politely ask via PM or something, I can let you answer people's questions, too.

3. Don't say things like "Should I tell (Insert other member of RS's name here) to waffle off? Or to suck my coke can?"

4. However, they can be mature questions, since this is for any advice.

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Lenyo
Saffy

[Hasfusel]

Hey witch doctor, I'm in love with this girl and I need you to tell me the magic words!
I hope you're more helpful than the last guy, he just said "ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang" then buggered off. Didn't solve anything. And the guy before him, he was all "chicken arise, arise chicken" and I was all "What the heck does this have to do with a chicken?" and he said "I dunno I just resurrect chickens go find someone else".

Also, what do I do with the £110 I've saved up? I'm torn between buying a DSi (I have an old DS but the back buttons have been broken for a year or two and the screen is broken, and there's a bunch of DS games I'd like to buy) or saving up for few more months and getting a Wii. Or I could just splurge it all on comics and art materials and music and shoes and a hat. Which arises the situation of which hat to buy. Perhaps I should design one...? Oh, the options...

[Lenyo]

Hey witch doctor, I'm in love with this girl and I need you to tell me the magic words!
I hope you're more helpful than the last guy, he just said "ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang" then buggered off. Didn't solve anything. And the guy before him, he was all "chicken arise, arise chicken" and I was all "What the heck does this have to do with a chicken?" and he said "I dunno I just resurrect chickens go find someone else".

Also, what do I do with the £110 I've saved up? I'm torn between buying a DSi (I have an old DS but the back buttons have been broken for a year or two and the screen is broken, and there's a bunch of DS games I'd like to buy) or saving up for few more months and getting a Wii. Or I could just splurge it all on comics and art materials and music and shoes and a hat. Which arises the situation of which hat to buy. Perhaps I should design one...? Oh, the options...

Ooh-eeh-ooh-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang.
Ooh-eeh-ooh-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang!
Now I gave you DOUBLE advice.

Ahem, but, isn't this the girl you told me about before? The one with the whole being out of town thing? Maybe you should do what I told you to do and tell her you like her. I mean, she either likes you or she doesn't. You won't know until you ask.


That money should go into your funds for the "Visit Danny" vacation, silly.

Between the Wii and the DSi, I would say get a white DSi. Those are awesome.