The I-Never-Had-The-Warm-N-Fuzzy-Grandma Club, 8D Options

[Zen Clarke]

Crystal and I came up with this. Obviously, we aren't very close with our grandmothers. Are we the only ones?

[Crystal Talian]

All my grandma does is complain nowadays, even though there's nothing wrong with her. Whenever I went over there all I heard about was my cousin. Her grade average, her boyfriends, her trips, blah blah blah . . .

Then, Grandma would quiz me to test my education, just so she could see if I was as smart as my cousin.

She liked to tell me my hair is a mess, and that I should brush it. My hair's frizzy, and there's nothing I could do about it, but Grandma would brush and put it in a ponytail that was always practically impossible to get out. Whenever I went somewhere with her, she curled my naturally curly hair.

She hates what I wear too. Once I had to go dress shopping with her, and I was wearing shorts and an over-sized t-shirt. She wanted to buy me something just to wear while I shopped with her (but I wouldn't let her)! Then she got mad at me because I didn't like any of the dresses she picked out because they were too low cut. I she wanted me to dress like my cousin.

Yeah, my grandmother had a favorite, basically.

Then she made a big mistake and told my 'perfect' cousin she looked fat. Now nobody in the family is talking to her except my dad. She's a little bit nicer to me now that perfect cousin is mad at her. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)