 Pick up lines |
 Sep 11 2009, 11:27 PM
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Because I said so. Group: Chicken Joined: 8-March 07  |
I didn't really know where exactly this should go, but I thought it would be funny to hear some of the lamest/best pick up lines/attempts you've experienced personally or just heard.
Mine: This boy smiles at me, right? And so, he draws this pictures and puts in on my desk. "Hey, I drew this for you." *smile* It was a pentagram. Now, if you know anything about the American way, you know those are considered fairly creepy. Post yours. :D |
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Sep 23 2009, 10:01 PM
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I leave you alone for TWO minutes! Group: Veterans Joined: 27-November 08 |
Okay, this seriously happened today. I use the name Superman for him because I swear to goodness, the guy looks like Christopher Reeves!! Anyway, sometimes he can make me so mad, and sometimes he tries to flirt with me (paticularly when he was on the rifle team; he loved flirting with his commanding officers. x-x Wasn't fair, either, because I developed a small crush on him because of that. But I don't anymore. Anyway!). I had been mad at him, but then he did this. I digress....
Superman: *comes up behind me and reaches around for stapler* Mmm...do I hear sexual harrassment? Me: *smugly* Do I hear my fist coming in contact with your jaw? Superman: *somewhat small voice* Please don't do that...:s |
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Chicken Pick up lines Sep 11 2009, 11:27 PM
Katie "You can be my lioness… let's go make our... Sep 11 2009, 11:35 PM
Chase What Matters! QUOTE (Katie @ Sep 11 2009, 07:35 PM) ... Oct 13 2009, 08:10 PM Chicken The world must know, Katie. Did that boy get a kis... Sep 12 2009, 12:00 AM Lindstrom I made my brother a shirt that just says:
YO BABE... Sep 12 2009, 12:07 AM Zen Clarke xDDDDDDDD That made me laugh so hard, Chicken. xDD... Sep 12 2009, 12:13 AM Hasfusel QUOTE It is a knife in my pocket actually, but don... Sep 12 2009, 12:24 AM Katie Chicken; Nahpe. If I remember correctly, I just l... Sep 12 2009, 01:00 AM Lenyo "I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
... Sep 12 2009, 02:12 AM Peter WARNING: These pick up lines are rated R for retar... Sep 12 2009, 05:15 AM Zen Clarke ^If ANY guy said any of those to me, I'd turn ... Sep 12 2009, 03:15 PM Toaster Boy QUOTE (Zen Clarke @ Sep 12 2009, 11:15 AM... Sep 12 2009, 03:47 PM Zen Clarke *bangs head repeatedly* Why do guys have to make t... Sep 12 2009, 03:49 PM Toaster Boy I did it because it was the obvious thing to do. Sep 12 2009, 03:57 PM Chicken Gosh, if someone did that to me, I'd probably ... Sep 12 2009, 05:31 PM Katie "I'm the kind of guy to put Carrie… Under... Sep 12 2009, 07:21 PM Chicken "If I told you that you had a beatiful body, ... Sep 12 2009, 07:28 PM Zen Clarke Yeah, same here. I mean, ya gotta give the guy cr... Sep 12 2009, 08:26 PM Toaster Boy The only problem with pick up lines is I use them ... Sep 12 2009, 08:38 PM Charmy *Finally remembered one of the pick-up lines that ... Sep 13 2009, 12:30 AM Lenyo Charmy! You're hot! Will you marry me? Sep 13 2009, 12:38 AM Charmy *Liek, totally murders youuuu* Sep 13 2009, 12:40 AM Lenyo It's a good thing we were already married. Or ... Sep 13 2009, 12:44 AM Katie "If you weren't married to Hades, I think... Sep 13 2009, 12:49 AM Peter Lol, Zen, I never said those were MY pick up lines... Sep 13 2009, 03:27 AM Chicken Man: That's a nice butt you have there. Shame ... Sep 14 2009, 12:18 AM Myste Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see... Sep 21 2009, 10:36 AM IdlersDream Hasfusel, that ones my favourite. I'd melt if ... Sep 21 2009, 02:53 PM Jitterbug Here's one that happened to me a little while ... Sep 23 2009, 05:53 PM ZBoy Are you breaking wind, cause your blowing me away.... Sep 23 2009, 09:32 PM Toaster Boy Are you a banker? 'Cause you just raised my in... Sep 23 2009, 09:48 PM Jitterbug "Cupid called, he says to tell you that I nee... Sep 23 2009, 09:50 PM Jitterbug LOL. I almost died laughing.... Sep 23 2009, 10:31 PM Tolby darn, thats harsh. So mean, he just wanted a stapl... Sep 23 2009, 10:45 PM Sunny D To my everlasting sadness, no one has ever used on... Sep 23 2009, 11:17 PM Zen Clarke Sunny D: Oh wow. o-o
Tolby: Hey, I was still a li... Sep 23 2009, 11:41 PM Lenyo It's funny. In 6th grade I was completely obli... Sep 25 2009, 01:25 AM Zen Clarke Haha! Lenyo's a playa!!!
----... Sep 25 2009, 01:29 AM Jitterbug Oh, Lenyo, who doesn't want to glomp you? ^-^
... Sep 25 2009, 01:42 AM Lenyo Zenny: One or two of those examples were the same ... Sep 25 2009, 01:52 AM Jitterbug Lenyo:
1- *blush*
2- I wish I could watch when y... Sep 25 2009, 02:08 AM Lenyo Don't worry, I'll get my friend to tape it... Sep 25 2009, 02:15 AM Jitterbug Let me know when you post it on youtube, 'kay?... Sep 25 2009, 02:20 AM Lenyo So, more pickup lines I remembered.
Girl: Your l... Sep 25 2009, 02:30 AM Zen Clarke Bad! *slaps Lenyo's hand away* Treat girls... Sep 25 2009, 02:33 AM Jitterbug ..................................uuuuuuuh. >.... Sep 25 2009, 02:36 AM Lenyo It's a jealousy thing on the last one. Especia... Sep 25 2009, 02:37 AM Lindstrom I found the flyers Jason has been printing for Hal... Sep 25 2009, 02:57 AM Jitterbug ' You guys scare me sometimes.... Sep 25 2009, 03:02 AM Zen Clarke Will do!
Don't worry, Jitter. They scare ... Sep 25 2009, 03:23 AM Chicken QUOTE (Lindstrom @ Sep 24 2009, 10:57 PM)... Sep 25 2009, 03:57 PM IdlersDream Rofl. That's hilarious. I guess Jason has bee... Sep 26 2009, 04:38 PM Zen Clarke Does the guy in the picture remind anybody else of... Sep 27 2009, 01:46 PM Chicken ^ He does kind of look like Hawkeye, doesn't h... Sep 28 2009, 12:02 AM Harvest Sprite Lindstrom you just made my day. That was absolutel... Sep 28 2009, 12:06 AM Zen Clarke Oh, thank goodness, it's not just me that thin... Sep 29 2009, 11:29 PM Tolby How about "That is some lovely attire, would ... Sep 29 2009, 11:32 PM |
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