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[Chicken]

I didn't really know where exactly this should go, but I thought it would be funny to hear some of the lamest/best pick up lines/attempts you've experienced personally or just heard.

Mine:

This boy smiles at me, right? And so, he draws this pictures and puts in on my desk. "Hey, I drew this for you." *smile* It was a pentagram. Now, if you know anything about the American way, you know those are considered fairly creepy.


Post yours. :D

[IdlersDream]

Hasfusel, that ones my favourite. I'd melt if a boy said that to me. ;) :P

I was going out with this guy once and we were at a dance and I really liked him as a person, like he was one of the most funniest guys I knew but he wasn't amazing looking but we were good friends. And the whole entire dance he was trying to get me to make out with him but I suppose I just didn't really feel like it lol. So at one point he came over to me and had a pack of gum and said, "There are only two pieces of gum left in this pack. Do you know what two people can do with two pieces of gum?"
Me : "Umm.. Chew them?"
Him : "Noo.... Make out!"
Me : "Oh wait, is that Lauren? Gotta go!"

I felt bad afterwards that I kind of avoided him over that matter that night but atleast I danced with him. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaeyes.gif)

One time at a grocery store line I was with my dad and this old man came in line behind us and said to my dad, "Wow, why do you get to walk around with such a beautiful young lady?"
My dad just laughed but he looked pissed off haha, no father likes his daughter getting hit on infront of him .:P

There was another one but I can't remember it right now, and you guys have posted a lot of the classics. :P