 Pick up lines |
 Sep 11 2009, 11:27 PM
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Because I said so. Group: Chicken Joined: 8-March 07  |
I didn't really know where exactly this should go, but I thought it would be funny to hear some of the lamest/best pick up lines/attempts you've experienced personally or just heard.
Mine: This boy smiles at me, right? And so, he draws this pictures and puts in on my desk. "Hey, I drew this for you." *smile* It was a pentagram. Now, if you know anything about the American way, you know those are considered fairly creepy. Post yours. :D |
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Sep 12 2009, 05:15 AM
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The Paladin Group: Veterans Joined: 7-August 07 |
WARNING: These pick up lines are rated R for retarded. :D
"If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?" "Do you work for UPS cause I could have sworn you were checking out my package." "Do you work for Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong." "I'm like Fred Flintstone, I'll make your Bedrock." Lol, sorry for the inappropriate comments. These were the lighter of the ones I knew. |
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Chicken Pick up lines Sep 11 2009, 11:27 PM
Katie "You can be my lioness… let's go make our... Sep 11 2009, 11:35 PM
Chase What Matters! QUOTE (Katie @ Sep 11 2009, 07:35 PM) ... Oct 13 2009, 08:10 PM Chicken The world must know, Katie. Did that boy get a kis... Sep 12 2009, 12:00 AM Lindstrom I made my brother a shirt that just says:
YO BABE... Sep 12 2009, 12:07 AM Zen Clarke xDDDDDDDD That made me laugh so hard, Chicken. xDD... Sep 12 2009, 12:13 AM Hasfusel QUOTE It is a knife in my pocket actually, but don... Sep 12 2009, 12:24 AM Katie Chicken; Nahpe. If I remember correctly, I just l... Sep 12 2009, 01:00 AM Lenyo "I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
... Sep 12 2009, 02:12 AM Zen Clarke ^If ANY guy said any of those to me, I'd turn ... Sep 12 2009, 03:15 PM Toaster Boy QUOTE (Zen Clarke @ Sep 12 2009, 11:15 AM... Sep 12 2009, 03:47 PM Zen Clarke *bangs head repeatedly* Why do guys have to make t... Sep 12 2009, 03:49 PM Toaster Boy I did it because it was the obvious thing to do. Sep 12 2009, 03:57 PM Chicken Gosh, if someone did that to me, I'd probably ... Sep 12 2009, 05:31 PM Katie "I'm the kind of guy to put Carrie… Under... Sep 12 2009, 07:21 PM Chicken "If I told you that you had a beatiful body, ... Sep 12 2009, 07:28 PM Zen Clarke Yeah, same here. I mean, ya gotta give the guy cr... Sep 12 2009, 08:26 PM Toaster Boy The only problem with pick up lines is I use them ... Sep 12 2009, 08:38 PM Charmy *Finally remembered one of the pick-up lines that ... Sep 13 2009, 12:30 AM Lenyo Charmy! You're hot! Will you marry me? Sep 13 2009, 12:38 AM Charmy *Liek, totally murders youuuu* Sep 13 2009, 12:40 AM Lenyo It's a good thing we were already married. Or ... Sep 13 2009, 12:44 AM Katie "If you weren't married to Hades, I think... Sep 13 2009, 12:49 AM Peter Lol, Zen, I never said those were MY pick up lines... Sep 13 2009, 03:27 AM Chicken Man: That's a nice butt you have there. Shame ... Sep 14 2009, 12:18 AM Myste Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see... Sep 21 2009, 10:36 AM IdlersDream Hasfusel, that ones my favourite. I'd melt if ... Sep 21 2009, 02:53 PM Jitterbug Here's one that happened to me a little while ... Sep 23 2009, 05:53 PM ZBoy Are you breaking wind, cause your blowing me away.... Sep 23 2009, 09:32 PM Toaster Boy Are you a banker? 'Cause you just raised my in... Sep 23 2009, 09:48 PM Jitterbug "Cupid called, he says to tell you that I nee... Sep 23 2009, 09:50 PM Zen Clarke Okay, this seriously happened today. I use the nam... Sep 23 2009, 10:01 PM Jitterbug LOL. I almost died laughing.... Sep 23 2009, 10:31 PM Tolby darn, thats harsh. So mean, he just wanted a stapl... Sep 23 2009, 10:45 PM Sunny D To my everlasting sadness, no one has ever used on... Sep 23 2009, 11:17 PM Zen Clarke Sunny D: Oh wow. o-o
Tolby: Hey, I was still a li... Sep 23 2009, 11:41 PM Lenyo It's funny. In 6th grade I was completely obli... Sep 25 2009, 01:25 AM Zen Clarke Haha! Lenyo's a playa!!!
----... Sep 25 2009, 01:29 AM Jitterbug Oh, Lenyo, who doesn't want to glomp you? ^-^
... Sep 25 2009, 01:42 AM Lenyo Zenny: One or two of those examples were the same ... Sep 25 2009, 01:52 AM Jitterbug Lenyo:
1- *blush*
2- I wish I could watch when y... Sep 25 2009, 02:08 AM Lenyo Don't worry, I'll get my friend to tape it... Sep 25 2009, 02:15 AM Jitterbug Let me know when you post it on youtube, 'kay?... Sep 25 2009, 02:20 AM Lenyo So, more pickup lines I remembered.
Girl: Your l... Sep 25 2009, 02:30 AM Zen Clarke Bad! *slaps Lenyo's hand away* Treat girls... Sep 25 2009, 02:33 AM Jitterbug ..................................uuuuuuuh. >.... Sep 25 2009, 02:36 AM Lenyo It's a jealousy thing on the last one. Especia... Sep 25 2009, 02:37 AM Lindstrom I found the flyers Jason has been printing for Hal... Sep 25 2009, 02:57 AM Jitterbug ' You guys scare me sometimes.... Sep 25 2009, 03:02 AM Zen Clarke Will do!
Don't worry, Jitter. They scare ... Sep 25 2009, 03:23 AM Chicken QUOTE (Lindstrom @ Sep 24 2009, 10:57 PM)... Sep 25 2009, 03:57 PM IdlersDream Rofl. That's hilarious. I guess Jason has bee... Sep 26 2009, 04:38 PM Zen Clarke Does the guy in the picture remind anybody else of... Sep 27 2009, 01:46 PM Chicken ^ He does kind of look like Hawkeye, doesn't h... Sep 28 2009, 12:02 AM Harvest Sprite Lindstrom you just made my day. That was absolutel... Sep 28 2009, 12:06 AM Zen Clarke Oh, thank goodness, it's not just me that thin... Sep 29 2009, 11:29 PM Tolby How about "That is some lovely attire, would ... Sep 29 2009, 11:32 PM |
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