Pick up lines Options

[Chicken]

I didn't really know where exactly this should go, but I thought it would be funny to hear some of the lamest/best pick up lines/attempts you've experienced personally or just heard.

Mine:

This boy smiles at me, right? And so, he draws this pictures and puts in on my desk. "Hey, I drew this for you." *smile* It was a pentagram. Now, if you know anything about the American way, you know those are considered fairly creepy.


Post yours. :D

[Zen Clarke]

xDDDDDDDD That made me laugh so hard, Chicken. xDDDDD I, personally, am a fan of:

"Baby, my love for you is like diareah: I just can't hold it in."

xDDD I was reading something, where the person would put comebacks to pick up lines. One of them was, "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put -- and U together." Fill in the blank with the first letter of this sentence....

I don't think anyone's ever really used a pick up line on me before, but one of my friends called me and some others 'babycakes' a lot. x] It was fun...

Me: *walking down the hall with Mullet and Cinco and Obama (nicknames, people!!)*
Mu: Dude! I told you! If I can't find someone to go to the ball with me by the end of the day, you can have the stupid ticket!!
O: *grumbles*
C: *points to me* Zen will be your date.
Mu: *grins and looks at me*
Me: (in an all fun and games kind of way) Sure, I'll be your date, Babycakes. ;] *puts arm around shoulders*
Mu: Ooo. *puts arm around shoulder as well, but then it moves* A little hip action. *puts hand around waist*
Me: *pushes away* We just broke up....

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Sigh, I miss those ol' days...:3