Find Your Inner Zen, Come one, come all... Options

[Zen Clarke]

Having difficulties with someone? Have no idea where else to look for your wallet? Well, I'll try my best to help ya! If I say so myself, I'm not too bad at giving advice, and if I don't really know what to tell you, then I'll make something up that's sure to make ya laugh! Or your money back!

Disclaimer: Zen can not be held responsible if you decide to do what she intended as a joke. Please, no suing, she has no money. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Laughing, crying, sides hurting, getting slapped, getting a new friend, and/or vomit. Do not use this topic if you are breast feeding, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Ask your doctor before reading if you've had any liver problems. Stop reading and talk to your doctor immediately if you are experiancing laughing fits in the middle of your class/work/church/ect. because you just remembered something Zen said, as these may be signs of rare, but serious side effects.

Have you had your daily dose of inner Zen today?

[Zen Clarke]

Nah, I don't regret it. I know how to call someone a slut in French. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif) Sort of. Anyway, I never really took Spanish. I had a lady who taught us a little when she subbed for my Kindergarten class, but that's about it. It's not really any harder than French. Some words are pretty easy to remember because they sound like English, or are spelled kind of like it. I also can't spell the words in Spanish as much as I can just say them. I can count to 10 (but I can't just start at nine, I have to start at one and count up from there), yes, no, "I don't speak Spanish/English," and "Very stupid!" :D I'm so cultured. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalaexdee.gif)