Find Your Inner Zen, Come one, come all... Options

[Zen Clarke]

Having difficulties with someone? Have no idea where else to look for your wallet? Well, I'll try my best to help ya! If I say so myself, I'm not too bad at giving advice, and if I don't really know what to tell you, then I'll make something up that's sure to make ya laugh! Or your money back!

Disclaimer: Zen can not be held responsible if you decide to do what she intended as a joke. Please, no suing, she has no money. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Laughing, crying, sides hurting, getting slapped, getting a new friend, and/or vomit. Do not use this topic if you are breast feeding, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Ask your doctor before reading if you've had any liver problems. Stop reading and talk to your doctor immediately if you are experiancing laughing fits in the middle of your class/work/church/ect. because you just remembered something Zen said, as these may be signs of rare, but serious side effects.

Have you had your daily dose of inner Zen today?

[Zen Clarke]

*takes deep breath*

Lenny:

Favorite game of all time?

Zelda Ocarina of Time. Pwn's all.

Oscar:

Want a cookie?
Oh no...uhh it's a little eaten...but want it?

Heck, yes, baba!!!! *glomps*

Sousuke:

Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. You want it?

*shifty eyes* I'll meet you around in the back alley at midnight for the deal to go down. *shifty eyes*

Chara:

Why is your name ZEN?

Oh, you're gonna regret asking that. Okay! Once upon a time, I was obsessed with a show called Doctor Who. It still pwn's all, but I'm not AS obsessed (*someone snickers: yeah right* HEY!!!!!). I wrote fanfiction for it, and made up my own OC based off of myself in personality and looks and all that jazz. So I named her Zen Clarke. She was a rockstar and stuff, and then she meets the Doctor and Rose, and after a series of events, they invite her to travel with her in the Tardis. She goes, however, I ran into a snag when I realized, it'd be kinda bad if you went into the future and the paparazzi would attack in the middle of a Cyberman invasion. So, I changed her name to Becky Zen Nez, and she "got the best of both worlds *is shot*" by having a secret identity of Zen Clarke where she was a rockstar. When I joined the site where I posted my stories, I decided to use Zen Clarke. It's been that ever since. The END. (not really, I have more questions to answer!)

Oscar:

Will you post picture when you return?

Sure!
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By yours, truly. ;] Never specified what kinda pic!