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Zen Clarke
post Jul 6 2009, 10:06 PM
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I leave you alone for TWO minutes!
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Joined: 27-November 08


Having difficulties with someone? Have no idea where else to look for your wallet? Well, I'll try my best to help ya! If I say so myself, I'm not too bad at giving advice, and if I don't really know what to tell you, then I'll make something up that's sure to make ya laugh! Or your money back!

Disclaimer: Zen can not be held responsible if you decide to do what she intended as a joke. Please, no suing, she has no money. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Laughing, crying, sides hurting, getting slapped, getting a new friend, and/or vomit. Do not use this topic if you are breast feeding, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Ask your doctor before reading if you've had any liver problems. Stop reading and talk to your doctor immediately if you are experiancing laughing fits in the middle of your class/work/church/ect. because you just remembered something Zen said, as these may be signs of rare, but serious side effects.

Have you had your daily dose of inner Zen today?
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Oscar
post Jul 7 2009, 07:47 PM
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Respawn
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Have fun on your trip!
Will you post picture when you return?

*waits for you*
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- Zen_Clarke   Find Your Inner Zen   Jul 6 2009, 10:06 PM
- - Co'coa.   Zennyyyy? What colour crayons do I liek the most?...   Jul 6 2009, 10:14 PM
- - Daniella   What happens when you mix all the colors of the ra...   Jul 6 2009, 10:22 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   Okay! Co'coa: Your favorite crayon color...   Jul 6 2009, 10:25 PM
- - Daniella   Ew. :x If you were cooking outside on a grill and ...   Jul 6 2009, 10:28 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   Look around to make sure no one was looking, dust ...   Jul 6 2009, 10:30 PM
- - Daniella   x3 Remind me not to come to one of your cookouts Q...   Jul 6 2009, 10:33 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   xDDD *twirls around in spinny chair* I seeeeeeeee...   Jul 6 2009, 10:34 PM
- - Darth-Paper-Boy   Do you have any... PEZ dispensers with the head of...   Jul 6 2009, 10:40 PM
- - Lenyo   how do you feel about whales? I was thinking we sh...   Jul 6 2009, 10:52 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   DPB: No, but I do have a white bear, one with Chic...   Jul 6 2009, 11:38 PM
- - ImMarryedToAWitchPrincess   Do you like fish? If yes what kind?   Jul 7 2009, 12:14 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Nope! Zenny no likey. I had it once, and while...   Jul 7 2009, 01:03 AM
- - Oscar   ZEN!!!! Yay you made a topic! ...   Jul 7 2009, 01:47 AM
- - Lenyo   Aww but Pink whales are girly... Aww well, I guess...   Jul 7 2009, 02:27 AM
- - Totoro Spirit   So, if one were to put you in their house would it...   Jul 7 2009, 02:34 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Lenny: Yes, it actually is funny. I just don't...   Jul 7 2009, 02:41 AM
- - Lenyo   I blame Toast, he gave me the password. And I didn...   Jul 7 2009, 02:43 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   I'm not upset or anything. I was just saying, ...   Jul 7 2009, 02:47 AM
- - Lenyo   Also I just saw you say you wanted a blue whale. *...   Jul 7 2009, 02:49 AM
- - Totoro Spirit   Why do I keep going and getting cold french fries ...   Jul 7 2009, 02:52 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   TS: It's a part of an inner conflict? You...   Jul 7 2009, 03:10 AM
- - Daniella   Does it mean I have a problem if I make birthday c...   Jul 7 2009, 03:17 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Not at all! It's just an excuse to make a ...   Jul 7 2009, 03:19 AM
- - Co'coa.   Zennyyyy. ♥ Why does Zenny start with a Z? ...   Jul 7 2009, 03:20 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Because my penname is Zen, and there aren't en...   Jul 7 2009, 03:38 AM
- - Lenyo   lol, umm. Favorite game of all time?   Jul 7 2009, 04:05 AM
- - Oscar   Want a cookie? Oh no...uhh it's a little eaten...   Jul 7 2009, 05:02 AM
- - Sousuke   Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. You want it?   Jul 7 2009, 02:08 PM
- - ch&ra   Zennn♥ Im joiningg~ Why is your name ZEN?   Jul 7 2009, 05:23 PM
- - Oscar   Have fun on your trip! Will you post picture w...   Jul 7 2009, 07:47 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   *takes deep breath* Lenny: QUOTE Favorite game o...   Jul 16 2009, 02:08 AM
- - Oscar   Hahaha!!! I'm guessing that's...   Jul 16 2009, 04:03 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Yeah. You should see my aunt's security system...   Jul 16 2009, 01:45 PM
- - Sousuke   Okay, I got the stuff. Now where's the money?   Jul 16 2009, 04:10 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   *pulls out brief case with money in it* You'll...   Jul 16 2009, 04:17 PM
- - Sousuke   The stuff was old egg McMuffins, right?   Jul 17 2009, 12:21 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   It is?? Deals off. I hate McDonald's breakfast...   Jul 17 2009, 12:24 AM
- - Sousuke   Best candy ad ever? I admit I'm looking at a d...   Jul 17 2009, 12:28 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   This one for candy in general: This one for Her...   Jul 17 2009, 12:41 AM
- - Oscar   Hahaha! Want some Yogos? Mmmmmm...yogos...   Jul 17 2009, 05:36 AM
- - ch&ra   Good day sunshinee~ How's your health today?   Jul 17 2009, 11:46 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Oscar: Sure! If you're sharing! x9 Ch...   Jul 17 2009, 02:43 PM
- - ch&ra   -froze- Yo-You speak french ? D-did you j-just spe...   Jul 17 2009, 02:59 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   Oui, madamemoiselle, je parle français.   Jul 17 2009, 03:08 PM
- - ch&ra   So cool! How fluent can you speak? You should ...   Jul 17 2009, 03:26 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   Not very. I've been taking French for 2 years ...   Jul 17 2009, 03:40 PM
- - ch&ra   So why did you take it in the first place? Is it o...   Jul 17 2009, 03:42 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   You have to take 2 years of a language to graduate...   Jul 17 2009, 03:49 PM
- - ch&ra   LOL German's also another interesting foreign ...   Jul 17 2009, 04:00 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   LOL! I dunno why I didn't. Just didn't...   Jul 17 2009, 05:24 PM
- - ch&ra   Did you regret that you did not take it? Is Spanis...   Jul 17 2009, 05:26 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   Nah, I don't regret it. I know how to call som...   Jul 17 2009, 05:41 PM
- - ImMarryedToAWitchPrincess   Do you watch any soap opera's?   Jul 18 2009, 12:50 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   I used to watch Smallville, if that counts. Seriou...   Jul 18 2009, 02:18 AM
- - Oscar   *gives you Yogos* Can you think up a slogan for Y...   Jul 18 2009, 04:25 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   *in rapper-kind of voice* Yo, yo, yo! Go get y...   Jul 18 2009, 02:57 PM
- - Co'coa.   HURHURHUR. Do you prefer grapes or oranges? :B   Jul 18 2009, 06:20 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   Rawr. That's a tough one. Not because they...   Jul 18 2009, 06:31 PM
- - Oscar   HA! That was awesome! You a fan of rap?   Jul 19 2009, 04:47 AM
- - ch&ra   Have you ever feel REALLY lucky?   Jul 19 2009, 10:50 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Oscar: *bows* Thank you. And no, not really. Cha...   Jul 19 2009, 05:19 PM
- - Oscar   Now that I've found my inner "Zen" w...   Jul 20 2009, 04:59 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   You must now go to Hogwarts, during the fifth book...   Jul 20 2009, 05:02 AM
- - Oscar   I like the first one! Should I kill...Harry Po...   Jul 20 2009, 05:05 AM
- - ch&ra   Can you cook all types of food? Or maybe just bake...   Jul 20 2009, 10:16 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Ocar: Nah, you'll just make him feel even more...   Jul 20 2009, 02:59 PM
- - Oscar   HA! Don't you wish you had some of that Lu...   Jul 21 2009, 04:33 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Well, ya know...every single day. T-T xDDD   Jul 21 2009, 04:45 AM
- - Oscar   Lolz, Harry was all loopy and funny during that pa...   Jul 21 2009, 04:46 AM
- - ch&ra   Got a pie? Is it FOR FREE? I'd love to enroll ...   Jul 21 2009, 11:53 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Oscar: He was. I think it's even funnier righ...   Jul 21 2009, 01:58 PM
- - Co'coa.   Zennyyyyy. ♥ How much does a Zenny cost? :B   Jul 21 2009, 02:01 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.52, give or take a...   Jul 21 2009, 08:30 PM
- - Co'coa.   So... If I found you at a dollar store could I bu...   Jul 21 2009, 08:47 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   Of course! Everything at The Dollar Store is a...   Jul 22 2009, 02:41 AM
- - ImMarryedToAWitchPrincess   Whats your signature from?   Jul 22 2009, 03:40 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   *thinks* Didn't I just answer that? *shrugs* O...   Jul 22 2009, 04:04 AM
- - Oscar   Okay! I want more details on Torchwood. K?   Jul 22 2009, 04:26 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Okay! So! Torchwood takes place in Cardiff...   Jul 22 2009, 04:35 AM
- - Oscar   Wow! It sounds pretty cool. I think I'll n...   Jul 22 2009, 04:45 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Nah, it's in its 2 1/2 season. The half comes ...   Jul 22 2009, 04:48 AM
- - Oscar   Hmm do you think they might be getting cancelled?   Jul 22 2009, 04:58 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   They're just taking a break for the year. They...   Jul 22 2009, 03:35 PM
- - Oscar   Ahh, okay! Would you like to be an actress?   Jul 23 2009, 04:32 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   :\ No, actually. I want to be famous, but not...   Jul 23 2009, 04:34 AM
- - Oscar   Oh ya! You told me! What genre would you w...   Jul 23 2009, 04:39 AM
- - ch&ra   How do you get all those ideas? Do you get writers...   Jul 23 2009, 04:41 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   Oscar: Fantasy. Not necessarily a different world ...   Jul 23 2009, 08:00 PM
- - Oscar   Yeah, I remember when I was little I always hoped ...   Jul 23 2009, 08:26 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   I'd sneak around to places where my friends ar...   Jul 23 2009, 09:05 PM
- - Oscar   Yeah, that actually does sound like fun! I r...   Jul 23 2009, 09:08 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   Yeaaaaaaaaah, not really. *shakes head and laughs*...   Jul 23 2009, 11:30 PM
- - Oscar   XDXDXD Not even a little? Do you think possibili...   Jul 24 2009, 12:15 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   "Never say never ever." Anything is poss...   Jul 24 2009, 02:44 AM
- - Oscar   Yeah. Even magic? ------------8D   Jul 24 2009, 04:39 AM
- - Zen_Clarke   Sure. Stupid post limit.....   Jul 24 2009, 01:35 PM
- - Oscar   How do you think the pyramids in Egypt got made? P...   Jul 24 2009, 09:13 PM
- - Zen_Clarke   People with the help of aliens. *nods wisely* LOL...   Jul 24 2009, 09:29 PM
- - Oscar   Haha! I feel like my questions are annoying yo...   Jul 24 2009, 09:30 PM
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