Find Your Inner Zen, Come one, come all... Options

[Zen Clarke]

Having difficulties with someone? Have no idea where else to look for your wallet? Well, I'll try my best to help ya! If I say so myself, I'm not too bad at giving advice, and if I don't really know what to tell you, then I'll make something up that's sure to make ya laugh! Or your money back!

Disclaimer: Zen can not be held responsible if you decide to do what she intended as a joke. Please, no suing, she has no money. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Laughing, crying, sides hurting, getting slapped, getting a new friend, and/or vomit. Do not use this topic if you are breast feeding, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Ask your doctor before reading if you've had any liver problems. Stop reading and talk to your doctor immediately if you are experiancing laughing fits in the middle of your class/work/church/ect. because you just remembered something Zen said, as these may be signs of rare, but serious side effects.

Have you had your daily dose of inner Zen today?

[Zen Clarke]

Lenny: Yes, it actually is funny. I just don't get why the guys would want to enter our world. Especially on those topics that say "SERIOUSLY GUYS, GIRLS ONLY!!!!" Then you click it and go, "...ew....*shudder*" *shakes head* I mean seriously. Are there girls running around in the Boys Locker Room? Just curious. And I didn't say get pink whales. xP They're too girl-y for my taste. xP

Oscar: I once wondered that, too. But during my studies and travels, I discovered that blue cats really do exsist! To receive one, you must go to New York City. Go to the corner of Broadway and Wallstreet. There, you will find a hobo. Walk up to him, put two pennies in his cup, and say, "The wolf howls at midnight." He'll give you a map. The map is garbage. Tell him so, and he will take it back. Leave, and repeat the process two days later. This time, he will give you a key. Go to Big Ben in London, England. Take the key and tap the bell twice with it. A map will flutter to the ground. From there, you must go to Egypt, near that sphynx thing. The map will lead you through a maze. At the end of the maze is quicksand. Get in the quicksand and you'll sink down to a chamber below. From there, you must go straight, take the left door, and go to the end of the tunnel. There, you will find the cuvveted blue cat.

Toroto Spirit: Of course it would! Just not the one you're expecting! ;P