Mother 3, By request Options

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

Welcome to the world of
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The concept was brought up, and I decided I could do it easily enough since I got the guide. I'm still playing RFF and Klonoa's coming out soon, but again, the guide. Hopefully it won't be too tough to stick to. Also, the reason this isn't in the other "Let's all play Mother" topic is because I'm still in the middle of the first game on there. Anyway... let's meet the family.

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Hinawa

The gentle and protective mother who's currently tending to the twins while Flint takes care of the livestock back home.

Flint
Father and loving husband, Flint is quiet and reliable.

Lucas

A bit of a weakling to be sure, but a kind and gentle boy.

Claus

Unlike Lucas, Claus is energetic and out going, though he's still a good kid.

Boney

Though far from a vicious protector, Boney is still a dedicated and lovable family pet.

Now that that's out of the way, welcome to the Nowhere Islands, Tazmily Village, beyond the Sunshine Forest to the home of Alec. Hinawa's father.

*knock knock*

*knock knock*

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Claus
"Lucas!! How long are you gonna sleep?! Get up so we can play! Get up already! The Dragos brought their babies over! They're really cute!! Hurry up!"

Blrrg. I'm up, I'm up...

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Anyway, downstairs...

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Hinawa
Good morning, Mr. Sleepyhead Lucas. Claus has been up for a while, playing with the Dragos.

He's always doin' stuff in'he? Anyway, on the way out the door...

Hinawa
Are you planning to play in your pajamas? Scoot upstairs and change your clothes.

Yes, Mom...

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Now it's time to plaaay! *barrels down the stairs*

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Oops. Sorry. (Got some Nut Bread!)

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Introducing Alec, Hinawa's father!

Alec
Oh, you're up, sleepyhead. Well, today's the day you head back home. I'm gonna miss you guys.

Now to randomly talk to some animals.

Cow
Moo. (All cows, no matter what they're thinking, go, "Moo." It'd be handy to remember that.)

Pig
Oink oink. (What the pig next to me says worries me...)

Pig
Don't worry about it.

Chicken
Cluck cluck? (You're awake, cluck?)

Chicken
Cluck! (You late riser!)

Frog
A story is a series of memories. Memories are remembered with other memories, and in turn become memories themselves. If you don't take care to preserve your memories, you'll forget them. So, please tell us frogs your memories of everything so far... That is what people refer to as "saving". Now then... *hop* Save your game?

Why yes!

Frog
Please be careful out there. Give my regards to the next frog you meet.

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Anyway, moving on... Claus is taking on dinosaurs like it's child's play. Of course, it is...

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Claus
*huff* *gasp* Whew, I'm beat. I've been play-fighting with the Dragos all morning. You should play too, Lucas.

'kay!

Claus
Here, try ramming into a Drago.

Alec
[gameplay mechanics are talked about here] You'll never succeed with that sullen look on your face. That holds true for anything. Just relax!

Okay... here we go!

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Claus
The harder you hit them, the more the Dragos like it.

Mole Cricket
Move it! Outta the way! Make way for the great Mole Cricket!

Mole Cricket
I can't just sit idly by when I hear someone's play-fighting! I'm gonna wipe the floor with all of you! Get in my way and you're in for a world of pain!

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After a bit of clowning around...

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We won!

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Mole Cricket
I see you have more of a spine than I thought. If you'd like, I could train you personally sometime. Next time we meet it'll be at the big Mole Cricket Hole Stadium! I look forward to seein' you there! ... Bro.

He scurries off... *squish*

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Hinawa
I stepped on a mole cricket. I hope it's all right... Lunch is ready, everyone. I made you your favorite, boys. Omelets!

Claus
Ooh! Lunch, lunch! Omelets!

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Hinawa
You too, Dad.

*Hinawa follows the boys*

Alec
[Alec explains how to save, in case we missed the frog earlier] Now then, It's time for me to return to the story. Hey! Wait for me! You saved me some Omelets too, I hope?!

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Claus
What's your favorite food, Mom? Oh? Omelets? Then your favorite is the same as ours? We make a good match!

Hinawa
After we're done eating, we need to get ready to go home. We have to go through the forest to get back, so we'll need to leave early.

Alec
Don't be silly. I bet the kids could make it there on their own, it's that safe. I bet even you could handle it, Lucas! Hahahaha!

*Hinawa steps out*

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Dear Flint,

Just like you said they would, the children have been running around the mountains and fields tirelessly since the moment we arrived.

Claus is as daring and full of energy as ever, while Lucas is still a bit coddled. But neither one seems tired of playing at all.

My father seems sad to say goodbye to his grandchildren after seeing them for the first time in so long, but we should be home by this evening.

I had forgotten how nice and refreshing the mountain air is. You're always covered in smell of sheep back in Tazmily village, so I really wish you could be here to take in this air.

The next time we visit, let's ask one of the neighbors to tend to the sheep so we can all come up here as a family.

Claus, Lucas, and I were always thinking about you. When we get home this evening, I'll start cooking some of your favorite Omelets right away.

With love, your dearest Hinawa.

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Something hovers overhead...

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If for some reason you hate to read, don't worry. I just figured since all I was doing for the first post was the prologue, I might as well do it in full. However, if you prefer it this way, I can just keep on like that. At least sorta. Whatever.

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Fan art disclaimer: Since this is just a tiny forum thing and nothing super big, I don't think anyone will mind it being used. They all have the original file names as far as I know, and I won't pretend to have claim over any of it. I can't draw for squat. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lalatounge.gif)

[Darth-Paper-Boy]

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Butch
I don't want any ignorant people taking off with it, so I'm gonna hide it in this well here. ... Duster! ...This secret's just between you and me!

(They walk off)

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Fassad
... Nwehehehehe!

and so we continue to the Yado inn.

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Jackie
Oh, uh... Fee?

Betsy
There is no "how much" here. Please feel free to stay the night.

Fassad
Oh, I see. Still... (Fassad places a large bag of money on the desk) It's hardly a cumbersome thing to have...

Betsy
? ... Oh. I guess it's okay, then. I'll kindly accept your offer. I suppose it could make a good doorstop. Your room is the one in the middle. Please make yourself at home, and have pleasant dreams.

Fassad
Thank you very much. Come, little Salsa. Where's your "thank you"?

(Salsa laughs and claps)

Betsy
Eee! How cute!

Fassad
Well then. If you'll excuse us... Come, little Salsa. Let's go to our room, shall we?

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[He takes the bed]

Fassad
Now go to sleep!

[Salsa lays down on the floor]

Later...

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(ring, ring, ring!)

Fassad
... You've arrived at Osohe Castle? Good. Wait until dawn, then storm the place. Everything's progressing smoothly here.

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Fassad
What...? You saw someone else hanging around the castle? That's it? You only saw him? Then leave 'im be. He's probably just some villager who got drunk and got himself lost. He walks with a limp? I think I might've seen him myself... He's got brown hair, a gloomy feel, slightly bad breath, and looks kind of like a bum? Yeah, don't worry about him... Yeah, okay. I leave it in your hands. Stay alert!

(beep)

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[Salsa makes a hasty retreat back to the floor]

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Fassad
I guess the fear of punishment has turned you into a spineless wimp. Nwehehehe!

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Fassad
How long are you going to sleep?! You stupid monkey! Listen. Just keep doing your tricks all happy-like. Prance around all nice and funny to help charm the villagers. Do a good job, and I'll set you free. I'll even take you back to that girlie monkey. But if you bore the audience... You'll get an extra heaping of punishment! Got that?!

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Fassad
Come, one and all, fair denizens of Tazmily! Congratulations are in order for the hard work you put in every single day! (Salsa claps) I've come here today to give you all wonderful news... about happiness! (Lighter leaves) (Salsa Dances) ... Blue skies. White clouds. Bountiful crops. Stout livestock. Happy families and kindhearted neighbors... This village is filled with so many wondrous things! But, there's still something missing. A tiny speck of uncertainty that steals into each bright day. (He moves closer to the crowd) Is this really how things should be?! Shouldn't we be living more comfortable, enjoyable lives?! It's only natural to harbor a few such suspicions. (Fuel leaves) Odd animals that have never been seen before now lurk in our forests, and giant balloon-like objects soar our skies! What's going on?! What's happening to the world we live in?! And that's not all! Not by a long shot! The word on the wind says that in the very near future, lightning powerful enough to burn down forests and woods will rain down on us almost daily! (Lisa makes a gesture) Oh, you laughed at that, didn't you? You thought to yourself "Get real! Something like that would never happen!" But I truly believe this will soon be a reality. (Nana walks off) And in times like this, isn't it human nature to want to be happy? To live with a smile on your face? But I have good news for you! Today is your lucky day! (Salsa flips) You can obtain happiness very easily. (Salsa dances) Just look here! Even my cute, adorable Salsa is dancing so happily... The reason for this, you see... is that the monkey has gotten a head start on obtaining happiness! (Salsa laughs and claps) (Brenda, Jonel, and Lisa leave) How exactly did Salsa here manage to find happiness? All those who are interested, raise your hand boisterously. Who wants to be happy?!

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Fassad
Go and ask the nice people who want happiness for their names. Please keep your hands raised, folks.

(I think I'll talk to all of them, for the heck of it)

Paul
I don't need happiness. It's standing right next to me.

Linda
Happiness, huh... I'll admit, I'm a little curious...

Reggie
Happiness leaves when wanted.

Biff
I'm Biff. I'm not really sure what this is about, but if I can get something out of it, I'll give it a shot.

Abbey
I'm Abbey. I respect my husband Abbot. There's nothing bad about having TOO much happiness, is there?

Isaac
I'm Isaac. I just wanna see if it really is easy to be happy.

Abbot
My name is Abbot. I've been an avid collector of things ever since I was a boy. It's hard to explain, but just collecting stuff... It somehow makes me happy. Plus, I'd like to see what happiness looks like, too.

Fassad
Everyone! If even just one more of us can achieve happiness, all will be right in the world! For those of you who didn't raise your hand, please think it over later, and if you decide that you do want happiness after all, feel free to let me know anytime! Well, that's all for today's show! May happiness come to this village! (Salsa does a flip) Take care! (Salsa claps) Now, then. Come along, little Salsa. Let us return to the Yado Inn.

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Fassad
What is it? Did you find it? What?! There are other people inside the castle?! Why can't you just kick them out? What?! You can't because they're too tough?! Alright. I'll be right over once I'm through here. Until then, make SURE you find it!

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Fassad
The happy boxes are hidden in the cemetery. Go deliver them to everyone whose names you took earlier. Abbot, Abbey, Biff, Isaac. Those four people. Where do they live? How should I know?! Go find them yourself! And when you're finished delivering them, don't even think about trying to run away. You'll come straight back to this room. If you can't do it under 23 minutes or so, your punishment will be even more severe! You'll be much more than charred if that happens... If you try to run from me or disobey me, I'll make sure to punish the girlie monkey, too! Got it?!

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Then get to it already! If you can finish delivering them in under 22 minutes, I'll give you a banana or something. I'm making this offer from the kindness of my heart, because I feel terrible that you're not allowed to eat or drink anything. So be grateful! Nwehehehehe!

and off Salsa goes. While wandering around, Betsy, Mike, and Caroline are nice enough to give cookies and bread to the monkey but they don't really think about it too much. Some of the kids, and all of the other animals notice how Salsa's sad, and Jonel has noticed that it's obvious that Salsa's being forced to do things by Fassad. Aside from these, one other interesting tidbit about how the bread at the bakery...

Mouse
I have a special scary story... Wanna hear it? The truth is... For a long time, I've been taking nuts I find in the forest and then hiding them in this house. But, when I went to check on them the other day... they had... ALL BEEN MADE INTO BREAD!! ... Huh? You don't seem very scared.

Anyway, on to the task at hand so we can get this chapter over with...

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Isaac
Will this thing really bring me happiness?

(3 to go!)

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Abbot
Hahahahaha! This is great! A Happy Box! Thanks, Monkey!

Abbey
Oh, you ordered one too, Abbot? I guess we don't need two, do we? I'll cancel my order, then. Sorry to bother you.

(Only 1 more to go!)

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Biff
For some reason, I actually do feel happy.

Now back to Fassad and...

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No!

Fassad
25 minutes... Nope! Too bad! I was planning to give you a Special Banana if you had delivered them all in under 3 minutes, but I guess you don't really want one. You insolent little monkey! Nwehehehehe!

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Fassad
Hey, you! How long are you gonna stay unconcious?! Stupid monkey! Alright, let's hurry to Osohe Castle.

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Fassad
Did you find it?! What?! You STILL haven't found it?! Just who are these other intruders? An old man and a guy with a gloomy feel about him?! You mean HIM?! The guy with brown hair, a gloomy feel, slightly bad breath, and looks kind of like a bum?! So, where are they now? What?! They're headed for the top floor?!

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Fassad
YOU FOOLS!!!! Whatever you do, do NOT let them get there first! (the Pigmasks run off, one into the wall)

And so we investigate too.

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Fassad
What?! They fled into the basement?! They have it with them?! Alright! Got it! Hey, monkey! We're headed to the basement now! There should be an entrance to the basement somewhere inside this castle. Find it!

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Fassad
Hey! Stupid monkey! Do something to open it!

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Youtube link Avoid the related videos for spoilers.

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Fassad
Huh? What's this lever for? Hey! Pull this lever!

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Fassad
! It's them! They fled into the waterway!

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Fassad
What?! They escaped with the item?! After them! After them! After them! After them! GO AFTER THEM!! No, wait. They're inside. Corner them, is what I said! Contact me the instant you find them! (The pigmasks leave) Bah! There's not a single useful person here! Let's return to the Yado Inn for now!

aaand we run off some more.

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Fassad
What are you doing?! One of you two, get out of my way!

Pigmask
Hey! You heard Mr. Fassad! Fall back! He was looking at you when he said it! YOU fall back!

Fassad
SHUT UP!! I don't give a damn about any of that! BOTH of you get out of my way, now!!

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Fassad
You're so stupid!

Pigmask
It's all your fault, you idiot!

Pigmask
He was looking at you when he said that! So you're the idiot, you idiot!

Pigmask
I know you are but what am I?! You idiot!

Fassad
Both of you idiots, go find them NOW!!

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(Kumatora turns to look at Butch, who cowers some more)

Wess
I have done no such thing, nor would I have any need to.

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Fassad
I simply can't believe that someone would steal the money I so humbly gave you! ...Perhaps it's true, then... Perhaps this village really is starting to become cursed... We can't allow Tazmily Village to become a dismal hive for evildoers to run amok. We must all seek happiness... or this village will be in grave danger!

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[a shimmer of light appears]

Fassad
Oh? What's this? Are you fond of the nice lady there? Come, now. I'll give you lots and lots of Luxury Bananas later, so let us return to the Yado Inn. Okay, little Salsa?

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Hey! Stupid Monkey!! It seems you still don't understand the situation you're in! If you ever disobey me or try any funny business in the slightest, I'll make sure your beloved girlie monkey winds up in some serious trouble. Remember that! (Fassad lays on the bed) Now go to sleep!

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(Fade out)

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Kumatora
That cheap bastard's asleep. Hurry here!

(Salsa leaps out the window)

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Kumatora
Dunno how you got involved with that lie-spewin' fraud, but you must've had your reasons, I guess. Poor li'l thing.

Wess
Princess. This is a great deed you've done. Now let's go find that lazy moron - I mean, Duster - and that egg he has with him. I know he's all right; morons like him never get sick or hurt, no matter where they go or what they do.

Kumatora
Yeah. We just gotta find Duster and the egg. But first, let's free this monkey. Geezer. Go steal that zapper gizmo while that lyin' freak's still asleep.

Wess
Oh, right. I should've swiped it earlier. I'll be right back.

Kumatora
You'll be free in a minute, monkey. You must've had it rough.

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Wess
Hey, monkey. I stole the doohickey. I accidentally bumped it on the way back. Did it zap you? Sorry 'bout that.

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Kumatora
You destroy it.