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Hasfusel
post Nov 21 2008, 08:15 PM
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Saffy stopped running, and sat down on a treetrunk, exhausted. Panting for breath, he looked back along the path, but it was empty. He seemed to have given her the slip. If he hadn't, he was done for. He just couldn't run anymore.
After a minute, he got up, dusted himself off, and set off. Safe, he thought. But I must say, what a close escape. If that woman had caught me, I'd hav-
He stopped, not believing his eyes. His jaw dropped. It was simply too impossible, but there they were. Three tiny little men, in little green Christmas elf costumes, with matching bobble hats. And green hair. They were playing with a toy train at the foot of a tree. One of them was eating on a tomato. They appeared not to have noticed him.
Saffy stared, dumbstruck. It was beyond him why he could see these little men. He racked his memory, but he couldn't remember taking any non-prescription medication in the last 24 hours. Neither had there been anything to drink recently but cold spring water (more's the pity, thought his subconscious grimly). But there they were, against all probability and rational thought or logic. And they appeared to be sparkling.
One of the little men looked up, smiling. "Hullo!" he said. "Would you like a tomato, budum?"
Saffy tried to speak, but his tongue seemed to be tangled in a knot.
"Don't be shy," said one of the others. His voice was strangely high-pitched. "Celia gave us a dozen for helping with the harvest, budum."
The first speaker was staring at him curiously. "Hey, you're not from around here. Maybe... I got it! You must be from Mineral Town, down that way!"
Finally, he managed to say something. All that came out was "Urg", but it was a start.
"Come on," said the one holding the train. "We'll take you back to the Treehouse. It's not often we meet new people." The little man took Saffy's hand, and they started off down the path, Saffy too stunned to do anything else.
"W-what are you?" he managed. The little man turned round, smiling.
"We're the Harvest Sprites, silly! What did you think we were?" he said, laughing.
"Hallucinations," answered Saffy with certainity. "That's all you could be. Hallucinations brought on by that crazy farmer woman chasing me round."
The sprites all chuckled. "I heard that Vesta had found a man wandering round her farm."
Saffy just nodded, and kept on following the leading sprite.
"My name's Vail," said the sprite, "and these are Fraw and Matthew."
"My name's Matt, too," said Saffy, in a kind of dazed confusion. Just who the heck were these little people? Was this some kind of trick? It had to be. Either that, or the previous events in this crazy valley had messed up his thoughts.
Following the laughing sprites, Saffy continued down the path. Little could he foretell about the terrible events about to unfold.


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Hasfusel
post Feb 8 2009, 09:30 PM
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"Gone on holiday?"
Saffy stared at the handpainted sign on the door of the little shed as the rain lashed at his face. He pulled up the hood of the pink slicker Lumina had lent him. He rubbed his eyes, but the sign didn't go away. "What the hell?"
How could she be on holiday? He needed to get home! Kicking the door angrily (and wincing at the pain; the door was thick oak) he turned and set off down the path. So there was a witch capable of magic that could send him home. It was impossible, but so was getting here in the first place and the little green men who'd accosted him.
And then a thought struck him. Maybe the little men knew about all of this! After all, they'd been all sparkly and everything. And that treehouse of theirs was just along the path, right?
He set off down the path, a determined frown on his face.

* * *

Guts looked at Saffy over the rim of his glasses. "I'm sorry, sir, but if you want our help you'll need medals. You can buy them in the Casino for 10G each."
Saffy looked at the little bag of coins Lumina had given him, along with a note marked 10000G. The bag was quite heavy. "Casino, you say?"
"Yup. Budum. Talk to the casino sprite to get your medals."
Saffy smiled. Casinos were more his thing. He'd been to a few before back in Ontario, and often spend a little at the slot machines. Once you worked out the pattern they were easy, and he would usually walk away a few dollars richer. Maybe this little place had slot machines too.
He walked into the Sprite Casino.
There were three little tables where a sprite dressed in fitting clothes was sitting and counting little golden tokens. There was a desk at the far end, where another sprite sat with his arms folded. Saffy walked up to him.
"Have you come to buy medals or trade them in for a prize?" asked the little man.
"I'd... like to buy some, please." replied Saffy. He upended the bag of coins onto the table and took the note out of his pocket. "How many will this buy me?"
The little sprite inspected the pile of coins and the note. "You can have about 1500 medals for this," he said, handing Saffy a bag full of small golden medallions. "There's Poker, Blackjack and our most fun and challenging game of all, Pairs."
Saffy looked at the little tables. He'd once tried a game of Poker in Ontario, and had thought he was doing just fine until he lost $100. He had then sworn never to play again. But... These little men couldn't be that good at card games, anyway? And the minimum starting bet was just 10 medals! He had one and a half thousand. Plenty to spare. If he wasn't doing well he could just as easily stop and play Pairs.
Smiling, he walked over to the Poker table and sat down, counting out ten of the little medallions and sliding them in front of him. The sprite smiled and dealt him five cards. The suits appeared to be cups of tea, medals, and sprites. He examined his cards. A King, a Jack, a Seven, and two Nines. That was a pair. He gave back the King, Jack and Seven and received two Eights and a Queen back. He showed the sprite his cards.
"Two pairs, eh?" exclaimed the sprite. "You get 20 medals back! Now, do you want to double up?"
"Uh... what's that?" asked Saffy.
"I reveal a card and you guess whether the next one is higher or lower. If you win you get double your winnings. If you lose I keep your medals. You can keep doubling up to win such prizes as Cabbage seeds, Bell Pepper seeds and even" - here the sprite spoke in an excited whisper - "Pineapple seeds!"
Saffy shrugged. "Okay."
The card was a Jack, so Saffy guessed low. The second card was a Seven.
"Well done! You have forty medals of winnings now. Double again or quit?" asked the sprite.
"I'll try again." replied Saffy, smiling. He was beginning to enjoy this.
The next card was a Three.
"High, of course," said Saffy.
The second card was a Two.
"Wha-at?!" Saffy was aghast. Impossible!
The sprite shrugged. "Better luck next time."
Ah well, Saffy thought. Surely he'd easily win back what he'd lost? "I'll play again," he said. No problem. And he could give it up any time, right?

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Half an hour later, he'd lost all his medals.
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- Hasfusel   The Misadventures of Saffy   Nov 21 2008, 08:15 PM
- - Hasfusel   * * * When he walked through the door set into th...   Nov 22 2008, 12:00 PM
- - Toaster Boy   Ha ha, Saffy drinking beer. But, do you intend to ...   Nov 26 2008, 03:26 AM
- - Hasfusel   Oh, don't worry. There'll be plenty to tor...   Nov 30 2008, 03:12 PM
- - Saffy   Is there going to be more? :0 It's an interest...   Nov 30 2008, 04:17 PM
- - Hasfusel   Saffy walked down the road, a contented smile on h...   Dec 5 2008, 06:48 PM
- - Hasfusel   Saffy woke up, noticed he had no clothes on, and w...   Dec 7 2008, 07:01 PM
- - Hasfusel   Saffy was drying himself with a towel when the gir...   Dec 27 2008, 06:46 PM
- - Toaster Boy   Haha, nice man. Its so funny to read about Saffy a...   Dec 27 2008, 11:11 PM
- - Micaiya   Awesome. I hope you keep writing because this is s...   Dec 27 2008, 11:24 PM
- - Hasfusel   "Gone on holiday?" Saffy stared at the h...   Feb 8 2009, 09:30 PM
- - Toaster Boy   Silly Saffy. Gambling is not good for those with n...   Feb 8 2009, 10:19 PM
- - Saffy   So you're suggesting if I find a way to increa...   Feb 9 2009, 02:37 AM
- - Hasfusel   Saffy sat outside with his head in his hands. It...   Feb 10 2009, 02:03 PM
- - Zangetsu   And when Saffy was catching Zs had a wierd dream a...   Mar 6 2009, 02:36 AM
- - Kane   At least Saf's not wearing her bra? Right? Um,...   Mar 6 2009, 12:28 PM
- - Zangetsu   Then when Saffy woke he said, "Dude I need a...   Mar 7 2009, 03:08 AM
- - Hasfusel   Zangestu-whatever: spam in someone else's thre...   Apr 18 2009, 12:33 PM
- - Hasfusel   Saffy trudged down the path. The euphoria of the c...   Apr 24 2009, 03:28 PM
- - Hasfusel   does anyone actually read this or am I wasting my ...   Apr 26 2009, 09:27 AM
- - Saffy   I do read it when you post :) Then again, I am Saf...   Apr 26 2009, 12:02 PM
- - Toaster Boy   I read it too. Its nicely put together and pretty ...   Apr 26 2009, 02:58 PM
- - Hasfusel   Thanks, I was just worried that this was going to ...   Apr 26 2009, 10:08 PM
- - Saffy   I guess it's sort of awkward if no one can add...   Apr 26 2009, 10:17 PM
- - Hasfusel   * * * Saffy woke up, and stretched with a yawn. T...   May 3 2009, 11:07 AM
- - Hasfusel   * * * Saffy sat back on the little bed he had bee...   Jul 7 2009, 03:15 PM
- - Hasfusel   Jason was equally surprised to see his old friend....   Aug 14 2009, 12:05 PM
- - Toaster Boy   Haha, incorporating other memebers certianly is de...   Aug 17 2009, 04:08 AM
- - Hasfusel   Jason and Saffy left ten minutes later. They had b...   Aug 18 2009, 12:10 PM
- - Perfect Chaos   "Wildly entertaining!" says Veteran ...   Aug 18 2009, 12:55 PM
- - Hasfusel   It was half an hour later, and Jason was probably ...   Dec 14 2009, 07:15 PM
- - Mizukithepanda   This amuses me greatly. So we have Saffy and Jason...   Dec 14 2009, 07:57 PM
- - Hasfusel   Yeah, some people will be unlucky enough to be chu...   Dec 14 2009, 08:13 PM
- - Toaster Boy   So the cave monsters took refuge of Saffy? Someone...   Dec 14 2009, 08:23 PM
- - Hasfusel   Who will that be...? Is this a job for... Toaster ...   Dec 14 2009, 08:27 PM
- - Toaster Boy   Definitely not in a dress, thanks.   Jan 1 2010, 08:42 PM
- - Hasfusel   Don't think you can escape that easily. If I i...   Jan 1 2010, 08:45 PM


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